smurf rim job

When you take a dump large enough and with velocity in a porta potty that the blue water splashes up and gived your leather cheerio a kiss.

Oh man, I had to poop so fast that I received a smurf rim job in that porta potty

smurf rim job by SvenMacdirmada April 21, 2022

Columbian foot job 

When you do a line of coke on a hooker's foot.

I heard Rodrigo got a prostitute last night and did the Columbian foot job on her!

Columbian foot job by Soccertise May 18, 2022

Little Caesar’s Hand Job 

When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.

Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank

Little Caesar’s Hand Job by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022

Get a job

Why? So you can take another crack at trying to suck my dick?

Hym "Boy oh boy would I love to have a real dialogue in the context of my public notoriety with someone who knows who I am."

Guy "Get a job!"

Hym "Super helpful. I never would have thought of that without your petty, bitch-made retort. That's a great idea because that way I won't get what I want and I'll get to work until I die without getting what I want. Fantastic advice. You're a true scholar."

Get a job by Hym Iam July 20, 2022

Peanut Butter Blow Job 

A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.

My girlfriend is the queen of the peanut butter blow job.

Peanut Butter Blow Job by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Irish Head Job 

When you slap your dick against a person's forehead and get off due to the friction

This girl offered me a blow job but I turned it down and asked for an Irish Head Job insted because she had a big forehead

Irish Head Job by Hobo_JoJo August 8, 2022

thank you Job 

A thank you blowjob. When you want to thank someone specially with your mouth.

I gave Santana a thank you job the other day.

thank you Job by Bakerson August 18, 2022