Resting my eyes

Made up by muzz! Years agoooo

I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my eyes

by Resting my eyes September 21, 2020

toby downs’s blue eyes

toby has the prettiest blue eyes ever its not even funny :/ best way to describe them is if you gathered everything blue on planet earth and just mixed it in a pot, thats how blue his eyes are. beautiful.

bella: yo have you seen toby downs’s blue eyes?
literally everyone ever: yeah they’re really pretty
toby: lol no they’re not
bella: shut up toby yes they are

by bellakens October 25, 2020

Wisconsin Red Eye

shooting cheese card's in a woman's eye

I shot some cheese curds in this bitches eye and made her leave before sunrise. I gave her that Wisconsin Red Eye.

by Spooge Mcduck October 27, 2020

Tongue punch me in between my eyes

It means lick my unibrow

Hey babe ,can you we do something different tonight
Yea sure what do you have in mind
Could u maybe tongue punch me in between my eyes
Oh your kinky kinky ,ok let's do jt

by Shartonmydickdaddy November 3, 2020

eye allergic

A more creative way to say or describe being colorblind.

"My grandfather is eye allergic."

by the ugly bestfriend November 6, 2020

In your mother's eyes

It means that something looks bad. Or if you wear something that's totally ugly and your mom thinks you look "handsome" or "pretty".

"Hey, guys does my outfit look good?"
"Only in your mother's eyes."

"Oh my god, I just drew the best Shrek!"
"Pfft, only in your mother's eyes."

by The_Air101 October 1, 2020

Eye-Dicking

While laying down face up, two men stand facing each other on either side of the head (ball hairs maybe tickling the ears) and slap their half-chubs on the closed eye lids (sometimes repeatedly, and in quick succession) of the supine individual .

On the next season of The Goop Lab: Gwyneth and the team head to go to Portland, where Anti-vaccine spirit healer, Sue, will show them the secret to eternal life and safety during the oncoming climate change driven resource wars through her pioneering work in her patented Eye-Dicking Therapy ™ Programs.

by HotYoungTechWizard October 4, 2020