Small penis syndrome

A mental health condition that causes severe anxiety over penis size. It can affect men who do not even have a small penis. This syndrome has developed as a result of our society’s damaging, body shaming attitude towards men’s genitals and the concepts about sex that have been influenced by the porn industry.

Small penis syndrome is poorly affecting his body image and his quality of his life.

Small penis syndrome by UnconditionaLove July 13, 2019

Holy shit my penis is exploding 

The act of male genetalia detonating as a result of sexual intercourse (ejaculation), or C4.

Holy shit my penis is exploding

*while having sex* Girl my penis just exploded!
OR
*boom*

Holy shit my penis is exploding by The AWESOME DUDE!!! September 23, 2009

Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch

A sexual act of placing peanut butter on the penis, then proceeding to engage in anal intercourse followed by forcing the female participant to eat the end product resulting in a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.

Yo I went full retard on this chick last night and made her a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.

Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch by Overweight Vampire September 5, 2011

because i have a penis 

what a man says if he doesn't want to do something that is deemed woman's work, suck as ironing his shirts, or picking up after himself. Sexist when said to a woman, blatantly insulting when said to a male (your questioning his manhood in a very homo-phobic/sexist way).

Woman, i don't cook my own dinner because i have a penis.

because i have a penis by phi December 5, 2004

packing the penis 

when you are home alone bord...you take the the fourskin and pull it over the head of the penis causing it to shrink and disapear until all you see is a minature vagina.

dear god willie i cant believe your packing the penis...aint seen that since skuffy mcguee

packing the penis by Art Vandaleigh August 11, 2006

afro penis 

when a guy is sooo hairy around his dick, its a puff ball.

girl: "hey lets have sex"
guy: "okay"
* guy takes of pants*
girl: "haha you have an afro penis!"
guy: AFRO PENIS ATTACK!

afro penis by ooglaybooglay October 4, 2008

Guacamole nigga penis 

When you jerk off with guacamole as lube. Because you're too poor

Guacamole nigga penis

Guacamole nigga penis by Whoofh October 21, 2019