Schlob Job

When you shit yourself accidentally whilst receiving a blowjob.

The night was going great until I gave him a Schlob Job.

by SchlobJobber June 17, 2025

Stomache job

When a fat bitch beats ya meat with her rolls of fat

Bro never again will i fuck a fat bitch she gave me a stomache job

by Braindeadism October 29, 2017

Fuck Job

Getting royally screwed over when you don't have to be.

Rolling a 1 and a 2 in backgammon is a fuck job.

by MrCrypes February 11, 2021

Sonic job

A sexual position where a girl wrap around the dick then proceed to spin in a ball really fast like Sonic the Hedgehog.

"My got ripped off my body when she decided to give me a Sonic job"

by Crap carl June 28, 2022

Blog job

Also a blogh job. A type of bullshit job - a pseudo business - that takes all of a person's time without any profit.

- Hey, John, what have you been doin' with yourself lately?
- Been doin' my blog job.
- Have you blown enough to rent a room and move away from your mama?
- Nah, a blog job is not that much paid as a blowjob...

by Murdoc Kylburne February 13, 2019

no job jonson

a person with out a job

paultooreal is a no job jonson

by lil_user August 18, 2025

pen job

the sexual act of shoving a pen up your urethra

He enjoyed the pen job given to him in the bath room by his brother while giving head to his side chick

by I create more jobs than trump December 10, 2016