Flop Job

When rearranging pillows to relocate spectacles after a 3am reading jag

“Chris, why are the pillows in the middle of the bed?” “Cassie, It was a flop job”

by 30bones February 13, 2024

quick job

to have sex mad quick

"My man got AIDS, he was hit hard; to get laid, he paid a crack head for a five dollar quick job" -AG from that 92' hit single "Runaway slave"

by Goochenberg October 10, 2013

Retarded Rim Job

When you start squealing and foaming from the mouth while giving your homie a good ole lickin' time.

Gilbert gave me a retarded rim job bruh..my asshole not the same no more.

by DumpstaDivinRacoon November 28, 2020

colorado nose job

when you can’t afford a nose job, so you go to colorado and do cocaine instead.

Woah, have you seen Ashley? She looks so coked out. I heard she got a colorado nose job.

by word girl to the rescue January 23, 2022

Emergency Paint Job

When a young adult transphobe, often named Eddie, desperately needs a fast, heavy, bukkake-style glazing 💦 by a group of liberal poli-TikTokkers who are on Soros’ payroll.

Eddie was super thirsty and in desperate need of an emergency paint job.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 8, 2025

Tet Job

When 2 or more men get together one is stationary and they use the other mans testicles to wrap around their dick as a pocket pussy.

"Jimmy gave me the finest Tet Job last night, we even invited Sam over to participate."

by tetjob March 20, 2020

Glow Job

A Blow Job given by a Girl with false teeth, taken out...

Oh man that chick i met last night took her teeth out and gave me the greatest Glow Job.

by DaRealStoner June 5, 2018