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Sonic hand job

The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!
I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!
by Mexican geek January 21, 2018
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hand biscuit

When you fart into your hand and release it unexpectedly in someone’s face. Also known as palm balm
While Heather was at her desk working, I did a drive by and delivered her a hand biscuit.
by Handbiscuit February 22, 2023
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Heritage Hand

In video chat forum classes, when ypu use "rqise your hand" tool, but then forget to "unraise" the hand, you are left with a Heritage Hand icon on your screen...an old hand symbol that is out of date.
Teacher: Is that you with another question?
Student: Oops, that's just a heritage hand, sorry.
by MegaHuge September 8, 2021
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Making a hand sandwich

"What is that weird noise in the other room?" Susie said nervously.

"Oh that? That's Minh, he's making a hand sandwich."
by NyanMax June 8, 2015
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Wash both hands

When having a FFM threesome, and the guy give both girls simultaneous hand jobs, and they squirt on both his hands at the same time
Last night was amazing! We had a threesome and I got to wash both hands at the same time!
by LLrubberduckie May 12, 2025
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These Hands bisexual

This a quote by Noah Rug
by noahrug December 18, 2022
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Hand plow

Ayy bruh hand me that hand plow.
by BODYWEATHER5000 November 28, 2020
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