Microwave God

God of microwaves, They are so much better than toasters and ovens or stoves

Microwave.exe has stopped working

Hey I forgot to pray to the microwave god today :(, *gets struck by lightning*

by microwave-overlord November 11, 2020

Oh My God/Lord

Oh my God is something someone may state when they are surprised about something or frustrated. An abbreviation that people may use to say “oh my God” is “omg” which means “oh my God,” or “oml”which means “oh my lord.”

An example:
Boy: *pees pants*
Other Boy: Oh My God/Lord, your a weirdo.

Boy: Oh my lord…

by braceletowner:) May 22, 2022

greek god

a fine nikka

ex: this dude is a greek god

by dabestt. June 4, 2023

Godness

ITS YOU!!
Literally the best, amazing, beautiful person. Literally just you. Take a seat GODNESS

Person : Who are you?
You: Im "GODNESS"

by Secret4lifer November 21, 2021

Child Of God

A person made by the almighty God and is happy to admit it. Someone who walks knowing that they are loved and has a firm foundation.

Person: Why are you so joyful and not afraid
Person: Because I know Im a child of God and that He is with me in my darkest times

by BlessedGirly December 20, 2023

69 God

someone obsessed with sex and sexual activities, or a freaky ass nigga

freaky ass nigga, he a 69 god

by x.ile_ May 12, 2024

summer/god

to put it simply, summer is god. if you disagree, you suck. (probably on their huge penis!!)

summer/god?

by orange.soda.man September 3, 2021