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Black Belt Baptist

A micro-passive/aggressive Christian, usually White male, who uses the King James Version of the Bible to further a personal agenda. This is usually done through heated debates with other Christians, or extorting businesses by threatening a negative Yelp review if they don't give discounts on his donut ministry at the Baptist church. Most Black Belt Baptists have rapid-cycling Bipolar Disorder. They will ramble incessantly about Charismatic chaos, the NIV, the New World Order, and will get so worked up it sounds like they're speaking in tongues. During an episode, it's best to give a Black Belt Baptist a "safe" area and a soap box to express themselves.
"Mom, it's time to go. Dad's goin' Black Belt Baptist again."
by Mr. Bradrad June 6, 2016
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Black cat bestie

The cunning, jaded friend. Usually paired with the sweet goofy type, black cat besties are suspicious and highly protective. They’re fast to flee and are great at reading people quickly
Tom: I’m talking to this hot girl but I think her black cat bestie knows I’m a fuck boy

Mike: that’s ruff
by Another dumb bitch May 5, 2022
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Black Panther Syndrome

When something (normally a film or game) is good but the hype makes your expectation way higher. So when you actually play or watch it, the fact the media has given you a different perception you cannot say it is good you can only say terrible.
"That new Anthem game has Black Panther syndrome." or "Did you see the film the Dark Tower? talk about overhyped and suffering from Black Panther Syndrome."
by Hobbitses12 February 5, 2019
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The Black Parade

A tumblr RP group that originated in April of 2011, consisting of eliandtheblackparade, theclare, theadamt, etc.
"Have you ever heard of The Black Parade?"
"Yeah, I have."
by Goldsworthy August 29, 2011
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black card

When you and a group of mates decide to drop everything you're doing and get "black" out drunk no matter the night or occasion. Similar to red card, each member in the friend group gets one "black card" which they can use to induce this night of heavy drinking.
"Fuck it, lets get blackout drunk, im dropping my black card"
"Get out me car"
by peefartpoo March 30, 2017
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Black Hole

A boring person who will trap you and never let you escape a conversation
I was at Al's party last night. I just finished hacking a skule and wanted to go into the kitchen to peel a scab but I was trapped on the deck with that BLACK HOLE Billy for 2 hours.
by Iam Hawk January 17, 2008
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vision black

he is one cool awesoem guy in a band called www.trgaicblack.com he is one cool guy in make-up and i myself being a guy want tyo have sex with him or talk for hours
hmm.........johnny slut deathrock
by brandon August 24, 2004
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