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Kentucky fried penis. The art of one sticking their penis in a deep frier and serving it at a family dinner.
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Big Penis
This anatomical Holy Grail is the source of much strife, immaturity and insecurity amongst younger males with no conception of the inner workings of its female counterpart. In actuality, rigidity is a far more important factor in stimulating the female genitalia than either girth or length. Girth, secondarily, is often said to be noticeably more important than length, provided one possesses at least the length of the girl's longest finger (tiny girls don't require the same proportions that tall girls do).
Five and a half inches is the average length of the American penis, so chances are very good that you have all the equipment you need. Relax, watch some porn, learn how to use what you have.
Five and a half inches is the average length of the American penis, so chances are very good that you have all the equipment you need. Relax, watch some porn, learn how to use what you have.
Sam: "How the hell does Ying get all the girls? He can't have more than four inches!"
Joe: "Cocky bastard knows how it's done, I guess. Wish he'd teach us something... No homo!"
Sam: "Haha, 'no homo' indeed! I still say you need a big penis."
Joe: "Aaaaand that's why you're still a virgin."
Sam: "Shaddap."
Joe: "Cocky bastard knows how it's done, I guess. Wish he'd teach us something... No homo!"
Sam: "Haha, 'no homo' indeed! I still say you need a big penis."
Joe: "Aaaaand that's why you're still a virgin."
Sam: "Shaddap."
Peruvian Penis Pumper
1) A woman from Peru who's occupation is that of giving handjobs in the back parking lot of Walmart for $5
2) A device from Peru that is used to erect the male genitalia.
3) A mentally impared person whom nobody wants to be around.
2) A device from Peru that is used to erect the male genitalia.
3) A mentally impared person whom nobody wants to be around.
1) That Peruvian Penis Pumper was a freak man.
2) Woman: I want to have sex.
Man: One second I'll go get my Peruvian Penis Pumper
3) God stay away from that Peruvian Penis Pumper
2) Woman: I want to have sex.
Man: One second I'll go get my Peruvian Penis Pumper
3) God stay away from that Peruvian Penis Pumper
Peruvian Penis Pumper by hastatus3 May 3, 2010
monkey penis
monkey penis by Mr. Wibble April 26, 2008
Small Penis Syndrome
Noun
The idea that one has a small penis, meaning that they perform poorly while having sex, and must make extravagant purchases and show off to others to compensate their fragile ego.
Contrary to the terminology and popular definition, not everyone with SPS necessarily believes that they have a small penis. Small Penis Syndrome means that a person has low self-esteem and feels powerless in one aspect of their life or another, so they buy obscenely expensive things to prove their worth to themselves and to those around them.
The idea that one has a small penis, meaning that they perform poorly while having sex, and must make extravagant purchases and show off to others to compensate their fragile ego.
Contrary to the terminology and popular definition, not everyone with SPS necessarily believes that they have a small penis. Small Penis Syndrome means that a person has low self-esteem and feels powerless in one aspect of their life or another, so they buy obscenely expensive things to prove their worth to themselves and to those around them.
Hip Dad:
What's up brah, wanna take the Benz up to the country club and shoot a round? We'll have a heiny afterwards.
Hip Dad Friend #1:
Mike, you know that you can't afford that car or your country club membership. Why are you buying so much expensive shit?
Hip Dad Friend #2:
Let him have this, he has Small Penis Syndrome. He's just trying to find his self-worth.
What's up brah, wanna take the Benz up to the country club and shoot a round? We'll have a heiny afterwards.
Hip Dad Friend #1:
Mike, you know that you can't afford that car or your country club membership. Why are you buying so much expensive shit?
Hip Dad Friend #2:
Let him have this, he has Small Penis Syndrome. He's just trying to find his self-worth.
Small Penis Syndrome by NYora June 17, 2018