mom calm

When your mamma relaxes you for something bad that happens to you.

I just got fired. I needed a mom calm, just needed to talk thing out, and now I'm ready for more!

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Mom

Something that is supposedly being fucked by your friends

I fucked your mom

by SweetNibba November 16, 2018

Mom

Your mom

My mom made spaghetti for dinner.

by mymom1256 November 18, 2018

ur mom

ur mom is a beautiful way of saying that you do not like one’s mother or one’s mother is linked to this item

dude un: ur gay
dude two because I don’t know 2 in french: ur mom gay
dude un: beautiful

by milkshakes are gr8 oranges November 19, 2018

Eddy's Mom

A very nice woman until Eddy showed up. She mixes the beans with one chancla and hits Eddy with the other one. All around nice lady, who has aged horribly because of Eddy. She has taught Eddy how to sit at home all day and play Fortnite. Yet she manages to get more dubs than he does. In conclusion Eddy's Mom is a true saint and should be proud for what she has done for our community, by keeping Eddy inside and away from society.

Wow you're mom must be Eddy's Mom, because you are a horrible person. You probably call her a piece of crap.

by Bock Choy November 21, 2018

finleys mom

A phrase to describe someones mom in particular; someone named Finley.

hehe gnome

Random Friend: (Playing Video Game) Which gun should I use?
Finley: I don't know, Rob knows more about this game then me, Rob?
Robert: FINLEYS MOM

by yeetMEboi November 24, 2018

Kyleigh mom

a fun girl that smokes a lot of weed. she owns a juul and her best friend is typically named Mariah and when they both are together you better have a lighter

yo do you want to be Kyleigh mom with me?

by helloimdaddy November 24, 2018