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Vajamba juice

She feels so good she’s leaking vajamba juice.
by Bakubae October 22, 2019
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blumkin juice

a concoction of various hard clear water looking alcohol mixed together in a Kirkland sparkling orange mango pop bottle that has been emptied and stored in freezer
yo give me water I'm really thirsty says J Cole

"hands him blumkin juice instead "
yo what is this this taste terrible says J Cole

its blumkin juice says Asher Keddie
by blumkin juice bartender February 6, 2025
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25% fruit juice

When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.
"Yo man are you gay?!"

"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."
by creepers_be_creeping November 15, 2013
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Fag Juice

In men’s prison meth is called Faggot Juice. It turns straight guys into straight up homos. Cause the longer you do meth, it’s guaranteed you’ll end up a pathetic turned-out cuckold; obsessed with tranny porn, while your wife and her bbc bull take turns putting the hammer down.
“ Scott’s been slamming that fag juice. His mom must be so proud rest her soul”
by *Jus Keep’n Shit Real* September 6, 2022
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coochie juice

a concoction of all things that keep *down there* smelling and tasting good.
equal parts cranberry, pineapple and apple Juice (all unsweetened) with some ice.
Jake just invited me over, time for some of that coochie juice!!
by inurmom.com October 26, 2022
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Relief juice

When you take a giant shit and it rips your ass. Making you bleed as a result.
Finding a clean restroom was like discovering an oasis, and releasing that relief juice was pure bliss.
by Kron-nakles December 29, 2023
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