john lockamy

john lockamy a real one. solid all the way around he would never squeal. he is very lowkey so watch yo hoe. he is also a jack of all trades. he sells body oils, drives large vehicles, trains people to get their cdls, and can fix any part on a car from el camino to crown vic and even a bonnie. the kid does it all

john lockamy is that salesman !

by myniggabilly June 5, 2020

John

John is a man that is a big anime fan. He is also a big fan of anime thighs and cat girls, but especially mafumafu, astolfo and tatsumaki.

John is a little bitch.

by s_ome_one QwQ January 19, 2020

Fuck You John

when somebody you hate is named john hit em with a Fuck You John

John just nutted in my mouth. Fuck You John.

by TronityCat September 10, 2025

John Moment

When you spell something horribly

John cannot spell therefore he had a John moment

by Cumlordigan September 18, 2021

John Rafael

John Rafael is daks

You're so John Rafael it hurts.

by Jeremiah Sanchez November 22, 2021

Johns

making up excuses for why you lost,
can also be used present tense, johning
wheres as johns ar the excuses themselves, johning is the act of making up the excuses.

"Please, no johns" - reggie
"aw come on, the game lagged, that is why i lost" - the john
"dude, stop johning" - his friend

by Sashanks September 19, 2020

credance johns

a true, honest, bloke and and likes Georgia

Credance johns is a mad bloke

by asddfeytnszwkx November 15, 2020