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Splenda Daddy

A “sugar daddy” that is either broke, or does not live up you ones’s expectations.
Chad is such a Splenda Daddy, he couldn’t even afford to buy me a knock-off Gucci purse.
by Jcm89 August 20, 2021
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Big daddy dink

Drinking coors banquet and smoking a cigarette
Look at big daddy dink he's drinking a coors and smoking a cigarette
by Big daddy dink November 12, 2021
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Daddy blowjob

Where a girl's daddy hits you up side the head, and that's the first blow. Then he hits you in the gut, and that's the second blow. Then he proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of you. And that's a daddy blowjob.
He doesn't like that daddy blowjob he got.
by Olan101 January 4, 2025
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Daddy Cut Wood

A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.
Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"
by Joco Sleuth May 2, 2018
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daddy tater

daddy tater is so thicc uwu
is that cardi b
haha no thats daddy tater
by Leo is mole rat February 23, 2021
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oil up for daddy

Oil up for daddy is typically said your mate who is a quote unquote "straight" male but in turn this person actually touches you all the time and tries to get "freaky" with you. When he says this he sometimes says "No I don't actually want you to oil up" but regardless of that he will never say that he's not your daddy. So pretty much this means he DOES want you to oil up and he DOES want to be your sugar daddy.
Mate: "Oil up for daddy"
You: "Woahhh kinda gay buddy"
Mate: "Noooo I don't actually want you to oil up that would be gay"
by mrfreakybob November 22, 2024
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Bald Headed Daddy

A father who has spoiled and raised his daughter so well that her standards are considered high. Best example of this was Hilary and Ashley Banks from Fresh Prince
by Kharmin April 21, 2023
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