Juice is my most prized possesion. Yes, I love my friends, but they don't help me when my throat is dry, or I just need something to hold me off until dinner. I love juice so much and it needs to be appreiated more. What's cake without juice? What's anything without juice? I'm sure you all know about Hannibal, I'm positive he ate flesh with juice. Not only this, but there's so many flavors! Hate grapes? We have apple. Don't like that? Get some punch. Don't you even dare get me started on passionate fruit, it isn't only the best, but the reason I'm here to this day.
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Kevin: Just got done with a crazy goon sesh
Gabe: How much goon juice came out?
Dante: Hopefully enough to fill up my ass.
Gabe: How much goon juice came out?
Dante: Hopefully enough to fill up my ass.
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