West Greene Wanker

West Greene Wanker is an intellectual prophet of goonings past. He graced the presence of West Greene Highschool, a small highschool located in East Tennessee. He remains a legend among the future disciples that attend the school. He goes by many a name including but not limited to:

West Greene Wanker, Bleacher Beater, Buffalo Beater, Bay Harbor Beater, Junior Jerker, Schooltime Stroker, Education Edger, and finally Chicken Choker. The UNEDGEucated authorities restrained his balls turning them bright blue and carting him off to ABIC for 5 whole business days(allegedly). The prophecy states that if he returns to West Greene then all shall bow and golf clap in his presence. The masturbation Messiah will return.

When the world needed him most, the West Greene Wanker, disappeared.

by Goonciple September 8, 2025

green is my tea

Yolo, when you chug vomit be like

You: Green is my tea!!
Friend: There’s a hospital down the road!!

Hey honey, i just chugged vomit, and guess what *shakes the bottle* Green is my tea!!

by LGamer January 1, 2018

green catcher

someone who holds a booger in their nostril that is clearly visible to the public eye.

You need a tissue green catcher?

by baddiegal24069 March 25, 2021

Green machine

A term used to call a girl who likes to hoe around

Taylor was such a green machine last night.

by Jajkakakkaka June 13, 2024

Green fn

Literally abraham (green fn)

Abraham is a green fn

by Shnitzerdawgz March 5, 2024

green fn

When you shoot your shot with a girl and you make it (tracks back to 2k cause when you make a shot the bar goes green)

Girl 1: What is poking me?
Guy 1: green fn

by Watahpakpumpumgyal March 5, 2024

Green flag

Someone that insists they’re not a red flag

Alec- “I’m not a red flag, I’m the biggest green flag known to man. I know my worth”

by BabybenTTS October 19, 2022