good morning & god bless

taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

Greatest invention since the beginning of time.
papa bless.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!

by fupatroopa1911 April 07, 2018

Good morning & God bless

When you eat breakfast and have a coffee while taking a shit.

"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning & God bless Hila!"

by Hila Kleiner April 07, 2018

Combo God

Some Black dude who likes to scam people. MF thinks hes Saul Goodman with his cringe ass fuckin "Combo Courts"

Person 1: "Yo Combo God forgot to give the winner 1k again"
Person 2: *Pretends to be shocked*

by Esharp The Only December 29, 2022

demon of god

an absolute idiot that goes to church everyday to wipe away his sins

jared killed my cat and fucked my horses, hes a fucking demon of god

by ifuckmyowncatswithmen February 18, 2021

God Streak

When you don't beat your dick and begin a streak. Some say God streak reflects not beating your dick to pay your respects to God.

Everyday I wake up and try to go on a God Streak, but when I see Indian woman, I fail.

by Dont forgive me November 02, 2021

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said

A stupid four panel meme that has many amazing parody’s, the fourth panel being replaced to a relatable game, or video, or reference:

BFDI REFERENCE:

What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But god said
“Hey guys for a prank-“

FNAF SB REFERENCE:
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven

But god said
“Requires a lvl 4 security pass to enter”

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said ….

by XanaduIsGayForLicoriceCookie March 01, 2022

Oh munger god

A version of the phrase oh my god that was correcred by auto correct while using a French keyboard

He really said oh munger god

by Todobaku_Shipper_69 February 16, 2020