A big fat arse that just will not quit. The cum dump truck is a fusion of two concepts:
A "dump truck arse" is a serious badonkadonk, a ghetto booty. Not just a little bubble butt.
A "cum dump" or "cum dumpster" is a female or receptive partner willing to accept mobile sperm bank deposits from multiple males, a walking spermbank.
Combine the two and get some serious bootay that just will not quit.
A "dump truck arse" is a serious badonkadonk, a ghetto booty. Not just a little bubble butt.
A "cum dump" or "cum dumpster" is a female or receptive partner willing to accept mobile sperm bank deposits from multiple males, a walking spermbank.
Combine the two and get some serious bootay that just will not quit.
That gal has a seriously-fine cum dumptruck of a bootay, she can haul away load after load and still have room for more. I would like nothing more than to drop to my knees and kiss that amazing badonkadonk. The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.
I like big butts, I cannot lie. Baby got back!
I like big butts, I cannot lie. Baby got back!
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Thumb Dumping happens when you sit down to send a quick text and instead accidentally release your entire inner monologue.
Thoughts sprint out.
Emotions pile up.
Context packs its bags and leaves. Paragraphs die.
The thumbs take control and type faster than the brain can yell, “Abort mission.”
It’s silent chaos. You look calm. Maybe you’re sitting. Meanwhile, internally, you’re starring in a one-person off-Broadway production called Everything I’ve Ever Felt and Why It’s Your Problem Now.
Symptoms include:
• “Sorry for the novel…” (it’s a trilogy with footnotes)
• Wild oversharing followed by immediate phone-face-down shame
• “Does that make sense?” asked like a hostage negotiator
• Instant clarity the moment the text sends
Usage:
“I didn’t mean to emotionally unload at 11:47 p.m., but I thumb-dumped and now I need to move.”
Medical opinion:
Not a flaw. A design failure. Humans were never meant to have thumbs and feelings and unlimited texting.
Recovery time:
Anywhere from “lol” to several fiscal quarters.
In summary:
Thumb Dumping is what happens when your dignity clocks out and your thumbs unionize.
Thoughts sprint out.
Emotions pile up.
Context packs its bags and leaves. Paragraphs die.
The thumbs take control and type faster than the brain can yell, “Abort mission.”
It’s silent chaos. You look calm. Maybe you’re sitting. Meanwhile, internally, you’re starring in a one-person off-Broadway production called Everything I’ve Ever Felt and Why It’s Your Problem Now.
Symptoms include:
• “Sorry for the novel…” (it’s a trilogy with footnotes)
• Wild oversharing followed by immediate phone-face-down shame
• “Does that make sense?” asked like a hostage negotiator
• Instant clarity the moment the text sends
Usage:
“I didn’t mean to emotionally unload at 11:47 p.m., but I thumb-dumped and now I need to move.”
Medical opinion:
Not a flaw. A design failure. Humans were never meant to have thumbs and feelings and unlimited texting.
Recovery time:
Anywhere from “lol” to several fiscal quarters.
In summary:
Thumb Dumping is what happens when your dignity clocks out and your thumbs unionize.
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dude : did you eat her last night ?
guy : totally, wasnt too good though, so i went home and mom made me some chicken and dumplins!
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guy : totally, wasnt too good though, so i went home and mom made me some chicken and dumplins!
FUCK YA !
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