Cottage Cheese

Cellulite found on legs of aged persons, typically women

Student: Yo, Ms Holt has some nasty cottage cheese going on, she needs to wear some pants!

by Ashwin Jevi June 7, 2018

mouse cheese

Mouse cheese is similar to dick cheese, except from a vagina, generally caused by a yeast infection. Alternately, it is another term for mousetrap cheese or tasteless cheese of questionable quality (although mice don't even really like cheese that much).

Both of these cheeses are decidedly NOT good eats, so don't ya put it in your mouth.

Mika: I wanted to go down on her but all I found was mouse cheese
or...
Ika: That grilled cheese was nasty! It must have been made with mouse cheese.

by Shay Dee June 20, 2018

Eat Cheese

Orangutans who originate from the Borneo and Sumatra rainforest, tend to have a sweat build up under their arm pits. This sweat build up forms a yellowish color and resembles the consistency of cheese. When telling someone to “eat cheese”, one can only infer that it is an insult of the greatest degree!

Tim: Yo man my fantasy football team rocks dude.
Me: Eat cheese, your team is trash!

by Kernall Johnson November 21, 2018

Three cheese tortellini

The food with the most destructive capacity known to mankind. Is destined to eventually destroy Pizza Mozzarella. Three cheese tortellini has been observed in the past to be capable of warping reality. Also it tastes pretty good. But you probably shouldn't try to eat it because it will likely defend itself

Person 1: "Yo I just saw some three cheese tortellini in a bowl."
Person 2: "Dude it can do literally anything. You should be afraid."
Person 1 then tried to eat the three cheese tortellini and was instantly erased from existence. Who was I talking about again?

by White.ini March 14, 2019

Grilled cheese

Bean would make grilled cheese every day at 5:00am in the sims.

Disco David : EMMA STOP MAKING GRILLED CHEESE

by brianjune November 9, 2019

taco cheese

a phrase said by a asshole that says tacocheese on omegle and discord

guy 1 :bruh legend you want some TACO CHEESE

guy 2 :nah bruh you can have it

guy 3: help im having a seizure

by YaBunSayori April 5, 2020

Triple Cheese Burger

When you’re with an extra large woman squirt some Heinz ketchup in her belly button, slap on some cheese and add the “self-mayo.” Then your friend get to eat the byproduct of the whole fiasco.

I was concerned that we would spend Fourth of July alone until Tesa asked if I’d have a triple cheese burger with her and her brother Ryan.

by Jermey Sanchez April 25, 2020