Ben:whats doin john barlow?
james:nm john barlow is hungry for muff pie.
Ben: why wont those girls come home with us?
James:cause my john barlow is small :(
james:nm john barlow is hungry for muff pie.
Ben: why wont those girls come home with us?
James:cause my john barlow is small :(
by Pavill November 22, 2011

Person 1: hey john
John: it’s jack
Person 1: your just a fake jack.
John: my name is jack
Person 1: bitchboy
John: it’s jack
Person 1: your just a fake jack.
John: my name is jack
Person 1: bitchboy
by GrowlingOso February 15, 2020

by The #1 Pundit October 16, 2020

A simple man with simple tastes. He enjoys petting his dog, salami tacos, chicken strips, Netflix and long walks by the river. He always tries to go to bed on time and never goes to parties.
by Jessie Young February 3, 2018

he is an awesome dude that really knows what he is doing. he is always looking out for people and has a very bad sky block addiction but then again he is a chess nerd and will always stand up for his sky block and valorant account but honestly awesome dude and you never would want to lose him and I would want to try to get closer with him
by alexthepotato0110 June 13, 2023

A racial derogatory term used to describe someone who is Mexican or Mexican descent. It has been used since the 40s ever since the Mexicans came over as a minority to seek for jobs to make money. John in spanish is Juan but white people use Mexican John instead.
Guy 1: I notice there is a new Mexican John across the street.
Guy 2: Don't worry he actually seems nice.
Guy 2: Don't worry he actually seems nice.
by Dragónverde December 1, 2018

Someone who is kind of cool but her best friends, kohana and jainet are stupid and no one likes them and wishes they would just leave
by Ayyyyhabwidbfie did d February 4, 2019
