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john barlow

Refers to a guys dick.
Ben:whats doin john barlow?
james:nm john barlow is hungry for muff pie.
Ben: why wont those girls come home with us?
James:cause my john barlow is small :(
by Pavill November 22, 2011
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John

john is someone unlucky enough to not be named jack and will always try and be called jack
Person 1: hey john

John: it’s jack

Person 1: your just a fake jack.
John: my name is jack

Person 1: bitchboy
by GrowlingOso February 15, 2020
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John Macy

Street Term for someone who files false police reports
"The Only thing worse then a snitch

is a John Macy."
- The Masta Chief
by The #1 Pundit October 16, 2020
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john rogers

A simple man with simple tastes. He enjoys petting his dog, salami tacos, chicken strips, Netflix and long walks by the river. He always tries to go to bed on time and never goes to parties.
Stop acting like a John Rogers! ( A young man who acts old).
by Jessie Young February 3, 2018
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John Von Tunzelman

he is an awesome dude that really knows what he is doing. he is always looking out for people and has a very bad sky block addiction but then again he is a chess nerd and will always stand up for his sky block and valorant account but honestly awesome dude and you never would want to lose him and I would want to try to get closer with him
"I wish I could have the john dedication gaming "
John Von Tunzelman - skyblock
by alexthepotato0110 June 13, 2023
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Mexican John

A racial derogatory term used to describe someone who is Mexican or Mexican descent. It has been used since the 40s ever since the Mexicans came over as a minority to seek for jobs to make money. John in spanish is Juan but white people use Mexican John instead.
Guy 1: I notice there is a new Mexican John across the street.

Guy 2: Don't worry he actually seems nice.
by Dragónverde December 1, 2018
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Kaitlyn St John

Someone who is kind of cool but her best friends, kohana and jainet are stupid and no one likes them and wishes they would just leave
Hey is that Kaitlyn St John

Yeah but I don’t want to see her friends
by Ayyyyhabwidbfie did d February 4, 2019
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