Pause-Job

Unintentionally pausing a video at the precise frame least flattering to the participant/s, e.g. resulting in the appearance of a gurning or mongoloid expression.

The viewer is invited to imagine a low-res video of the State of the European Union (SOTEU) address, paused during a crowd shot. "Look at the Pause-Job on Angela Merkel, has she suffered a stroke!?"

by Samuel_Johnson's_lovechild May 6, 2021

Rim job

The commonly used name for an activity/quest given to those who choose to adventure through the land of Skyrim. Though often initiated by the traveller, there are times when a Rim job is forced upon him/her with the fate of the realm in jeopardy. Payment for a successful Rim job comes in the form of gold or pointed objects one can use on future Rim jobs.

To join the Companions you must accept their Rim jobs. With each successful Rim job their trust in you will grow.

by BradMojito November 22, 2011

Paint job

Smears of fecal matter on a guy's penis after anal sex.

Brendon: Shit, that slut gave me a paint job!
Marilyn: dork!

by Spice cowboy February 8, 2023

Smoosh Job

When a morbidly obese woman sits on your face suffocating you to near death.

Bro, needed an engine crane to get Linda off my face after that smoosh job.

by Epicwins July 6, 2019

Oldham Job

When somebody pulls on a night out, and takes the person they’ve pulled back to their friend’s place, or wherever their friends are staying for the night.

“You know that girl Dan got with in the club? Well he took her back to Matt’s apartment, where all the lads were staying - proper Oldham Job!”

by El Slobo June 24, 2022

Jones Job

To Give A Shitty or un good blow job, by a female who has given em out to everyone,

oh did you get a jones job by that girl, i heard she blows everyone

by king dream November 25, 2013

Good job

The 2 most harmful words in the english language

Person 1: look how good i am at drumming
Person 2: good job

by Lildhansen February 11, 2018