Side job

When two people give one person a blow job but it looks like you are eating corn on the cob

“Yeah I gave him a side job” “Awww nice”

by louisun_ February 11, 2022

Savoir vivre job

When you dip the tip of your dick into a glass of red wine and then the female/male companion suck the tip off

Friend: Was she nasty or classy?
Other friend: Classy, she even did the Savoir vivre job

by 623crew March 13, 2021

Drip Job

When you ejaculate into your sock and then suck off the semen

All of my friends do drip jobs

by Baaaadtooth3bonee November 12, 2017

Pusstitassma job

Pusstitassma job: When a women flexible enough to bring her mouth close to her vagina and put her breasts over her pubic area fellatios the tip of a person's penis, while the penis makes contact with the vagina, breasts, buttocks, and mouth, it is called a Pusstitassma job.

"She gave john an amazing Pusstitassma job"
"The female yoga instructor is very skilled at Pusstitassma jobs"

by Kanunibalshoshenkertta May 5, 2024

My Job

My job is not to get rejected 98% while you let the handicapped and the fat-cocks circumvent "their fucking job" (apparently) by throwing yourself at them.

Hym "Jesus Christ, that isn't 'my job.' To sacrifice myself on the altar of the collective female ego because I'm not good enough to use you for sex and discard you."

by Hym Iam September 26, 2023

Rim job rift drop

Rim job rift drop is where you’re playing fortnite and you’re in a golf kart getting a rim job but you go inside a rift and you’re in a rift drop

Dude I had the greatest rim job rift drop playing fortnite

by Memes for paninis September 16, 2018

Grease job

A hand job using Vaseline or other petroleum jelly as a lubricant

Hannah didn't have any Astroglide, so she gave Joey a grease job instead.

by Lash Rambo June 21, 2025