One who has mastered online low-stakes NL hold 'em in his/her first week of play. Named after the 2-time amateur chuddles who binked his way to four WSOP bracelets within his 7 days as an amateur.
He jams seven-deuce off-suite and gets the bink! An official Global God!
If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.
If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.
by J.J. Binks June 29, 2018

The "sesh god" is a particular individual, usually in university or just moved out but still living on daddy's money, who goes out on the seshmost nights of the week or every night if you are a sesh lord and party's their arse off like the sun isn't going to come up.
by Skrrr pop pop December 14, 2017

a kid named rylan that is upsesed with da doge
doge is sempi,dont fuck wit doge!!!!!
a tall-ish dude that can define a doge all the way to HELL
doge is sempi,dont fuck wit doge!!!!!
a tall-ish dude that can define a doge all the way to HELL
by TySoN_On_CrAk November 3, 2020

Person 1: "Oh shit it's J-boy!"
Person 2: "Let's ask him if he has any ganja."
Person 1: "Hey J-boy, ya got any reefer?"
J-boy: "You mean gods herb?"
Person 2: "Let's ask him if he has any ganja."
Person 1: "Hey J-boy, ya got any reefer?"
J-boy: "You mean gods herb?"
by boobfucker007 January 8, 2017

by Urban god of the dictionary April 26, 2017

neil cicierega, also known as lemon demon, is an american comedian, musician, songwriter, and puppeteer.
by h_lover28 July 7, 2022

by Mr big nob 69000 September 29, 2021
