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Global God

One who has mastered online low-stakes NL hold 'em in his/her first week of play. Named after the 2-time amateur chuddles who binked his way to four WSOP bracelets within his 7 days as an amateur.
He jams seven-deuce off-suite and gets the bink! An official Global God!

If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.
by J.J. Binks June 29, 2018
mugGet the Global Godmug.

sesh god

The "sesh god" is a particular individual, usually in university or just moved out but still living on daddy's money, who goes out on the seshmost nights of the week or every night if you are a sesh lord and party's their arse off like the sun isn't going to come up.
Hey, Emma you sesh god. You comin out tonight to get smashed?
by Skrrr pop pop December 14, 2017
mugGet the sesh godmug.

doge god

a kid named rylan that is upsesed with da doge
doge is sempi,dont fuck wit doge!!!!!
a tall-ish dude that can define a doge all the way to HELL
Rylan:doge is a doge i am doge god!!!!
Erik:doge
me:huh
by TySoN_On_CrAk November 3, 2020
mugGet the doge godmug.

gods herb

Dank ass holy plant (aka marijuana)
Coined by J-boy, December 2016
Person 1: "Oh shit it's J-boy!"
Person 2: "Let's ask him if he has any ganja."

Person 1: "Hey J-boy, ya got any reefer?"
J-boy: "You mean gods herb?"
by boobfucker007 January 8, 2017
mugGet the gods herbmug.

puff god

the man with the best dope and smokes alot
by Urban god of the dictionary April 26, 2017
mugGet the puff godmug.

god

neil cicierega, also known as lemon demon, is an american comedian, musician, songwriter, and puppeteer.
person 1: i love god's music!
person 2: who's god?
person 1: lemon demon, i call him god as a joke
by h_lover28 July 7, 2022
mugGet the godmug.

Dan God

This person is know to have sexual cats and take it up the batty by lizards
Who tf is dan god

Ye init
by Mr big nob 69000 September 29, 2021
mugGet the Dan Godmug.

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