good morning god bless

When you eat breakfast, drink coffee and shit at the same time.

"What's taking so long"
"It's a good morning god bless"
"Alright take as much time as you want"

by CHUCKNORRIS'SASSHOLE May 23, 2018

talking into god’s telephone

When one is throwing up into a toilet

I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.

by grdn79 August 22, 2023

I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god would weep if subjected to it

Friend 1: I just watched Shoujo Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? I’m gonna search it up
Not that long after
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast10- March 22, 2025

God is Jake

Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen

Who is god? God is Jake!

by Randomguyrandom21 July 28, 2021

God-Goals-Greatness

It is a life style. When put our Lord and Savior 1st Jesus God & then our selfish wants the out come with always be great.

GGGent Life

God-Goals-Greatness
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Someone in a conversation is inspired and or motivated by the words being spoke. Respond with God-Goals-Greatness.

by Joseph Ashmore July 28, 2021

God Blessed Video

Let's take a plane and go somewhere exotic
To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale

Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there

by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023

Supreme God

There are 2 Supreme Gods:

1 - NJE
2 - Mwwehbweh

Boy 1

*gets stabbed*

Boy 2:

I hope the Supreme Gods Bless You!

by Sαm August 18, 2019