the dirty mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.

Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"

by roller May 29, 2005

dirty ross

The act in which an individual swipes the feces across the face to form a Rick Ross like beard. In a sense, it's very similar to a Dirty Sanchez. But instead of giving a feces mustache, it's a beard.

"Forget a dirty sanchez, I gave that ho' a dirty ross

by Wase April 10, 2008

Dirty Mathew

A dirty mathew is when fuck and exhaust pipe of a small german car while inserting a carrot in your ear.

'Hey check out that dude, hes doing a dirty mathew"

by anonymous December 14, 2020

dirty emerald

when doing your partner you give her a "ghost nut"(spitting on her back,)cum in your hand and when she turns to look at you, BAM kick it up a notch in her face.

by razor August 4, 2003

Dirty Skyler

Adj. It's when a dog, eats another dogs shit and then licks their owner in the face and mouth.

Kara got a Dirty Skyler while camping at Lake Millerton

by Kara G September 7, 2005

Dirty Winudas

A similar act to the dirty Rodriguez, but after you pull out you still a coke bottle in her ass (bigger the better)

Man last night she let me hit it Dirty Winudas style!!

by Crazy Chicken June 25, 2009

Dirty Wishbone

When you've thrown in the towel on actually getting to the toilet because you have great abdominal pain and can't bear to hold it any longer. The pain is cramps that stem from the explosive diarrhea you are about to release. Upon exploding from the rear, the path of your dirty rectal fluid parts ways at your taint and heads in two directions down the rear of both legs creating a wishbone effect and achieving the "Dirty Wishbone".

1. Knowing I couldn't make it across the road to the bathroom, I surrendered and stood there making a "dirty wishbone".
2. While out on a hike in the woods, I felt the urge to poop and was miles from a restroom and decided to just let it out. My friend laughed at me and pointed to the back of my legs and told me I had made a "dirty wishbone".

by max nova September 13, 2009