A moronic, cartoonish, clodpate and oafish bumblefart. He is one whose rank ineptitude, appalling ignorance, and cringy absence of emotional restraint and impulse control create a perfect shitstorm of noxious reprehensibility. A figure more shockingly vile yet comically absurd than any mere satire could envisage, he is dastardly yet dumb, abhorrent yet asinine, pernicious yet pinheaded. The Donald Trump is a bellicose überbaffoon, thrashing about in a crap-packed diaper as he burps and bellows his malignant bile in every direction, smearing us all with the taint of his sulfurous odium.
The Donald Trump posted another nugget of verbal excrement to his social media account whist perched atop his gold-painted shitter last night.
by Danger E September 26, 2025
Get the Donald Trumpmug. 
A spray-tanned tycoon with a combover that defies physics and a face the color of a traffic cone, Donald Trump parlayed bankrupt businesses and reality TV antics into a presidency that felt more like a parody. Known for dodging facts like taxes and treating every crisis like a PR stunt, he spent four years shouting on Twitter, golfing through disasters, and pretending to be a man of the people—from the comfort of his gold-plated penthouse. With skin like a poorly peeled tangerine and the temperament of a toddler denied dessert, Trump turned American politics into a bad joke that somehow never ends.
by amongusirl394834839483499348 May 7, 2025
Get the Donald Trumpmug. Coágulos menstruales. Suelen acumularse en el cuerpo y salir de pronto ante cambios de presión, tales como estornudos, gases o cambios de posición corporal. Son gelatinosos y pegajosos. Ensucian todo lo que tocan.
A: Veo que te vino!
B: Qué?
A: Tenes un hilo de trumps corriendote por la pierna.
B: Mierda, tengo que cambiarme la toallita.
or
A: I just passed a trump the size of my thumb! BTW I'm out of tampons
B: Qué?
A: Tenes un hilo de trumps corriendote por la pierna.
B: Mierda, tengo que cambiarme la toallita.
or
A: I just passed a trump the size of my thumb! BTW I'm out of tampons
by yararadorada January 22, 2017
Get the trumpsmug. Roadman 1: Fuck Trump he’s a facking racist cunt Roadman 2: Yeah I don’t see how man is not in the slammer yet
by BritishBoi December 22, 2021
Get the Trumpmug.