A creeper 18+ always prowling for girls 18- to lock up in his room, aka his mother's basement. doesn't maintain employment or longterm residency & often has black eyes and bloody mouths. known to have a certain "look" they often grow or glue a "molestash" to alter the alarm triggering look and are rocking a moped cause they wrecked their white van with blacked out windows by driving by a park.
1. Hey! Look their is a moped-a-phile! I hope someone kills that s.o.b.
2. Did you hear about Robby's van? Guess he's gonna have to be a moped-o-phile till he can afford to get it fixed.
3. Congratulations on getting your license Robby, now you're a regular moped-o-phile!
2. Did you hear about Robby's van? Guess he's gonna have to be a moped-o-phile till he can afford to get it fixed.
3. Congratulations on getting your license Robby, now you're a regular moped-o-phile!
by anonymous March 30, 2023
Get the Moped-o-philemug. by R-E February 28, 2009
Get the O Dieselmug. Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.
by RMatrix September 14, 2021
Get the Jack-o-lardmug. 
P O V my cat is the best ever!
by Reba the one! April 8, 2024
Get the P O Vmug. Guy 1: My ass hurts bro
Guy 2: Why does your ass hurt bro?
Guy 1: I got P O L C all night.
Guy 2: Damn you a lucky man!
Guy 2: Why does your ass hurt bro?
Guy 1: I got P O L C all night.
Guy 2: Damn you a lucky man!
by Bulldog receiver February 24, 2022
Get the P O L Cmug. A situation where someone reads a variety of materials on a particular subject, but that person rejects information or materials -- even if they are factually accurate -- because this information or materials do not support one's beliefs or opinions.
She's a diehard Republican, and she's got select-o-vision. If she reads any articles or books that make Democrats look good -- even if the stuff is true -- she wants to ignore it or pretend it doesn't exist.
by breast fixation June 14, 2011
Get the select-o-visionmug.