A situation where someone reads a variety of materials on a particular subject, but that person rejects information or materials -- even if they are factually accurate -- because this information or materials do not support one's beliefs or opinions.
She's a diehard Republican, and she's got select-o-vision. If she reads any articles or books that make Democrats look good -- even if the stuff is true -- she wants to ignore it or pretend it doesn't exist.
by breast fixation June 14, 2011

Guy 1: My ass hurts bro
Guy 2: Why does your ass hurt bro?
Guy 1: I got P O L C all night.
Guy 2: Damn you a lucky man!
Guy 2: Why does your ass hurt bro?
Guy 1: I got P O L C all night.
Guy 2: Damn you a lucky man!
by Bulldog receiver February 24, 2022

When one eats the garter off the bride then shoots it out during the night then slides it back on the wife to finish the last nights dance
I pulled the Colorado o-ring off then took a dump after a snack then slid it back on for our final dance
by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 24, 2022

When something surprises you although you really shouldn’t have been surprised by it, since it states a plain fact about your past decisions.
Nou ben je er gister ingekomen. O. Je hebt tweehonderd in je mik gedaan - je had vijfhonderd bij je gisteren - waar zijn die andere driehonderd gebleven dan?
by vanderPouw August 22, 2021

by SKIBIDIMAN123!!!TOILET November 8, 2023

Friend: Hey Kyle you want some OREOS
Kyle: Sure dude
Kyle: *starts springin the OREOS
Friend: Wow you're really springin them O's right now
Kyle: Sure dude
Kyle: *starts springin the OREOS
Friend: Wow you're really springin them O's right now
by spisyboi September 22, 2021

Surfing atop a bottlenose dolphin in shallow waters whilst firing bottle rockets from one hand and gripping a throbbing 50 yr old boner with the other.
by jiggybebe March 1, 2025
