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Get the Willy Wonka in the Chocolate Factory mug.Jim: Hey Dave, why'd you leave the party so early last night?
Dave: I went with this girl I met and did some Willy Wonkaing to her.
Jim: ...Shit. You're a sick fuck. Don't talk to me again.
Dave: I went with this girl I met and did some Willy Wonkaing to her.
Jim: ...Shit. You're a sick fuck. Don't talk to me again.
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Get the principled policy wonk mug.A male living in a small urban center, promiscuous with large women and underage girls.
characterized as being "that friend" as told by Dane Cook
"Ya know, every group of friends has that one person that nobody really likes but still invites him to all of your parties because you don't have the guts to tell him he's annoying."
Lacks self reliance ie: lives with parents or relatives well into his twenties.
Promiscuous with many women, particularly extremely large women (Bunts, Sea cows etc) also enjoys underage girls who have not learned to stay away from such unsuccessful men yet.
characterized as being "that friend" as told by Dane Cook
"Ya know, every group of friends has that one person that nobody really likes but still invites him to all of your parties because you don't have the guts to tell him he's annoying."
Lacks self reliance ie: lives with parents or relatives well into his twenties.
Promiscuous with many women, particularly extremely large women (Bunts, Sea cows etc) also enjoys underage girls who have not learned to stay away from such unsuccessful men yet.
Jason- dude i cannot believe you slept with that fat chick last night, your totally acting like a jon from the wonk.
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