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wonkey

indiscribable word used to describe someone that you dont have a good enough insult for. NOT to be confused with honky for it is not a racial slur of any sort, just a stupid word. can be used as a noun or adjective.

created by me and a friend being stupid at work.
"your such a wonkey"
"look at those wonkey dancers with their wonkey ways"
by whitey138 January 17, 2005
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Willie Wonka

A Manic Deppressive, Horny, Drunk, Sex Deprived Old man who cant get pussy from a decent woman over the age of 18.
Willie is also the last know Slave owner owning over 300 Leprocon/Black Midget mutts known as the Umpa-Lumpa
Willie Wonka didnt save those damn umpas from Umpa Land, He's Breeding them in The Factory basement. Don't call me a liar ive seen it!
by Big Trigg July 30, 2006
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Willy Wonka

noun- An act of intense, emo intercourse performed by a man, wearing a purple top-hat, on a woman;

1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.

2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman. *Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*

3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.

4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will hot be tight in that region.
"At first, I thought my boyfriend was going to rape me... But it was much worse!"

"What happened?!"

"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"

"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"
by cavalico April 8, 2009
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whittle on my wonka...ya honky tonka

Whitey comon o here. Ya steeped in gayness. Whittle on my wonka...ya honky tonka. Git outta ma pfuqin face.
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Willy Wonka

When a man injects feces into his scrotum, then when he ejaculates the sperm is replaced by a fountain of poop.
That hooker did not see that Willy Wonka coming!
by Hellsa House October 30, 2008
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wonkatonk

That haircut is so wonkatonk
by Dr. President, Etc. September 26, 2004
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wock

Woman cock.
Slang to wocock.A term similar to mangina
by qwertyuiopfunkymonkey September 4, 2011
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