A phenomena caused by friction; occuring when an eldery gentleman's grey 'beard' rubs against the inside of his polyester trousers, resulting in an electric shock being administered to anyone touching his 'wand'.
Gladys' eyes shot open in shock as she felt the sparks from Albert's semi-flaccid cock shoot across her toothless gums.
"Wizard!" she thought.
"Wizard!" she thought.
by Dirty Animals January 16, 2009
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Hung like sparrow and all the personality of a paper cup, that's WOO.
He likes nothing more than to get on his knees and have a rolled up copy of the latest PCG rammed up his poop hole.
He likes nothing more than to get on his knees and have a rolled up copy of the latest PCG rammed up his poop hole.
by Xiang March 18, 2005
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Get the wizardtim mug.when a womans fanny has expanded to the estent that it resembles the sleeve of merlin himself. due to many sexual partners or regular fornications with an unaccomadatable penis, one may find herself with a spacious v agina, stretched by much pounding. see also:- 'cave'
"i took it 3 times from adam last night - his dick is nine inches dont you know!"
"holy shit love, you must have a fanny like a wizards sleeve!"
"holy shit love, you must have a fanny like a wizards sleeve!"
by annonymous15 November 6, 2006
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" Did you hear about those people in the news sueing nintendo? They are so Wiitarded."
Example uses wiitarded in a sentence.
Example uses wiitarded in a sentence.
by ~Alex ~ March 31, 2008
Get the Wiitarded mug.a small smoking device that when smoked allows the faint voice of the old whispering wizard to guide you in your every day life.
simon: yo matthew get the whispering wizard involved!
matthew: ahhhhhh the whispering wizard!
simon: dude, whats he saying?
whispering wizard: hello boys ooooooohhh be careful for cars!
simon and eades: NICE!
matthew: ahhhhhh the whispering wizard!
simon: dude, whats he saying?
whispering wizard: hello boys ooooooohhh be careful for cars!
simon and eades: NICE!
by simon the snake eater February 28, 2009
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