Wisconsin Jackhammer

When a guy cums, a female repeatedly punches him in the groin

Guy 1 - “Why does Tommy have an ice pack on his crotch?”
Guy 2 - “His girl back home gave him a Wisconsin Jackhammer last night.”
Guy 1 - “Such a lucky fella

by TrollHunter95 November 6, 2021

Wisconsin Spatchcock

You brine your partner in beer then lay them flat with their arms and legs spread. You proceed to pump them full of your gravy while wearing a Brett Farve jersey and eating cheese.

After a long Thanksgiving day and a big Packer win, the old lady let me Wisconsin Spatchcock her on the kitchen floor.

by Holyhellthatsadinosoar November 25, 2025

Wisconsin Frog Hopper

Where you and another person interlock feet and proceed to butt fuck each other.

Max: hey Stephon, since we are Gaylords, want to do a Wisconsin Frog Hopper?
Stephon: hell yeah

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Wisconsin Hair Conditioning

When you ejaculate on the back of a woman's head, directly aiming the spunk at her hair.

You ever give a girl a Wisconsin Hair Conditioning, they sure do love it, does wonders for the curls!

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Wisconsin shuffle

When you dance nude with a your cousin without consent.

During preschool I did the Wisconsin shuffle with my sister.

by im_wubstep March 18, 2015

Wisconsin

Just make sure Cinnamon don't stay itchin.

Nathan Baron don't play Dat shit in Wisconsin. Ol cheese head.

by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022

wisconsin gripper

When a gay man lets one use his butthole, and grabs one's balls with his hand as they do so.

My hookup from Tinder last night gave me a Wisconsin gripper... I don't think I've ever done that before!

by shrimpheaven87 June 13, 2023