(v): the act of filling a thin, preferably polyester or rayon dress sock with diarrhea and smacking someone across the face with it leaving behind a brown stain and droplets of liquid fecal matter. Similar to pistol-whipping, but doing so with a sock full of diarrhea.
Damn, I know Eric was a dick last night, but Jen's shitstol whip this morning was still out of line!
Take a pineapple chop the top off then hollow it out on both ends. ( a larger sized one preferred). Two men insert their dicks into opposite ends and proceed to fuck it while looking into each other eyes. Once they ejaculated into the pinappele. They then grab twospoons and enjoy the dessert they've made.
My friend and i ate already, we had a dolewhip warm and sweet dessert.