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shitstol whip

(v): the act of filling a thin, preferably polyester or rayon dress sock with diarrhea and smacking someone across the face with it leaving behind a brown stain and droplets of liquid fecal matter. Similar to pistol-whipping, but doing so with a sock full of diarrhea.
Damn, I know Eric was a dick last night, but Jen's shitstol whip this morning was still out of line!
shitstol whip by Austin Pealy October 12, 2016
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Double whip 

A derisive term for a Starbucks patron that asks for a grande frappuccino in a venti cup with extra whip blended in.
Goddamn, Double Whip is in drive-thru.
Double whip by Game Night Harem February 2, 2017

Dole whip 

Take a pineapple chop the top off then hollow it out on both ends. ( a larger sized one preferred). Two men insert their dicks into opposite ends and proceed to fuck it while looking into each other eyes. Once they ejaculated into the pinappele. They then grab two spoons and enjoy the dessert they've made.
My friend and i ate already, we had a dole whip warm and sweet dessert.

Sour Reddi-Whip 

A can of reddi-wip whipped cream that all the employees at baskin robins nut into during their break
I went to get the can of sour reddi-whip, but Cole was already using it on a customers chocolate cone.
Sour Reddi-Whip by Soopersnooper October 30, 2020

pussy whip 

A man who compromises his manhood in order to pacify the woman in the relationship for the purpose of maintaining access to the vagina.
He will not stand up to her becouse hes pussy whiped!
pussy whip by Megatron May 31, 2005

Turkish Thunder Whip

When a gentlemenly fellow busts out his genitals and proceeds to slap his lady friend in the face with his musty balls.
I totally Turkish Thunder Whipped Mirski last night.