Friend whipped

When someone of the male species will do anything a female friend asks of him just because she has tits. Not necessarily because he'll get any action, but just due to the simple fact that she has breasts.

Desirae (who has huge tits): "Leo, will you watch my kid so I can go shopping?"

Leo: "Sure, I'll pick him up for you from the store so you can get the maximum amount of shopping done".

Desirae (who has huge tits): "Carlo, can you hold both my kids at the same time while I do my make up and get ready?"

Carlo: "Sure thing, Desirae".

Leo & Carlo are both friend whipped.

by Wendy Wantme February 23, 2011

pussy whipped

being a slave to the pussy.

My friend David Tapani is the definition of Pussy Whipped.

by TheOOZY March 11, 2004

pussy whipped

when a girl controls every movement of her boy

"shitttttt that boy d-nice is fuckin whipped. that girl has him on lockdown, hes pussy whipped."

by meethu June 1, 2006

ping whipping

Ping whipping is the art of gathering some close friends, sitting in the car and taking a fuck load of pills and seeing where the night takes you. It is a beautiful occurance that should be shared with the world.

Guy 1: safe mate what you saying tonight?
Guy 2: man is ping whipping with the lads
Guy1: you nutty geezer

by Thickwang January 30, 2017

miracle whipped

What a menace of a person does to you when you get completely sauced during any activity.

Jamey got absolutely miracle whipped by Maya during the soccer game.

by Megachulo brosefski October 20, 2020

whip the willy

To masturbate.

"Do you mind?! I'm whippin' my willy!"

by Dave January 15, 2004

dism whip

v. to smack someone up side the head with 20lbs of limp dick. n. the 20lbs of limp dick used to smack someone over the head. a specific Magic: The Gathering card that never made it to print -ed, -ing, -er, s plural

v. Sam once again opened his mouth and said something stupid so I had to dism whip him, leaving quite an impressive mushroom stamp.

n. She had a bad habit of using her teeth when going down on me so I had to give her the dism whip.

by Brent, with courtesy to Josh and Travis January 30, 2008