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Pueblo West High School 

Pueblo West High School is filled to the brim with scum sucking cretins. Whether they're a DECA kid, (goblins and punks stuffed into business attire) or a jock who never really left middle school (I'm looking at you, C.R.) chances are slim you'll have any fond memories of the time you spent with them. If you're like me, and you hung around these miserable excuses for human beings for four years, you'll probably relish the time you spend in the bathroom because it is so delightfully fucking quiet.

That's not to say that everyone at the school is a depressingly useless parody of humanity. In fact, there is the occasional brilliant, interesting person populating the halls. An IQ over 90 makes you a mental giant around here, a vibrant beast among pale gray sacks of organic material that are far more interested in things like Jersey Shore and the rims on their truck than any sort of mentally stimulating pursuits. These semi-dormant lumps of decomposing flesh inevitably suffocate anything remotely unique by virtue of sheer weight.

But I guess it's not that bad. We've only had two known murderers attend this school in the last year. And only one of them shot someone's dad.
Fuck man. That's horrible. I'm really sorry to hear that... Listen, if you need anything, and I mean ANYTHING, you just gimme a call, aight? Even if you just wanna talk. Fuck, man. Pueblo West High School. That fuckin' sucks. No one should have to go through that. Fuck.

kanye west

he outsold 50 cent's get rich or die trying, and curtis. but he's still not jesus.
kanye west, get off the cross and come eat your carrots.
kanye west by kccc=) October 7, 2007

brian westbrook 

A running back for the Philadelphia Eagles that can catch the ball, run the ball, and even throw it at times. The must underrated running back in the league. Kicks the complete shit out of the New York Giants and Green Bay Packers on a yearly basis. Has never rushed for 1,000 yards, but always has near 1500 all purpose yards. He is the x-factor of the Eagles offense. Was drafted in the 3rd round and had more than 90 teams pass on him until he came to Philadelphia. Played college football at Villanova where he set multiple DIII records.
"Brian Westbrook scored 3 touchdowns against the Giants last week"
brian westbrook by yohonny September 6, 2008

Kanye West

A rapper who--"YO, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU URBAN DICTIONARY, AND I'MA LET YOU FINISH, BUT DICTIONARY.COM IS ONE OF THE BEST DICTIONARIES OF ALL TAHM! ONE OF THE BEST DICTIONAIRES OF ALL TAHM!"
Kanye West interrupts everybody
Kanye West by ALLTAHM June 3, 2010

Westboro Baptist Church 

professional trolls that don't actually believe anything they say.
westboro baptist church: god hates faggots *gets punched, lawsuit follows, free moneys*

problem america?

West Coast Choppers 

Company owned by Jesse James to produce custom choppers. Very famous pop culture brand these days.
Tyson owns a custom bike from West Coast Choppers