Walmarting

When you don't care how you are dressed in public

S/he was walmarting out and about today while shopping.

I saw a women walmarting today.

by seymourwhiplash November 17, 2015

Walmarting

Anyone who put decorations up before the season it is intended for.

Billy was putting Christmas decorations up in July, I asked him why are Walmarting. He said because Walmart had them out already too.

by Agrevane January 29, 2016

Walmart meat department

Half-sized penis because your dumbass self shot yourself in the groin

“John will never get a girl with his Walmart meat department.”

by gman91478 November 30, 2018

what in the walmart

A phrase used when a person in a store or just someone trashy does something that makes you want to question it.

Customer: "Hey you want to see my gerbils?"
*pulls out gerbils from ass*
Clerk: "What in the Walmart are you doing?"

by Smith dux Wurd December 11, 2018

john walmart

michel meijer's greatest rival alongside jake kroger,landon target,joe save a lot,and jason dollar tree

the john walmart movie is called thanksgiving

by Lesll October 30, 2018

Walmart Creature

Some one more sophisticated than a hobo, but less than white trash. They are usually poor, but never realize when they are close to being extremely rich. They might not be good at reading in general, or be educated past middle school. Charlie Kelly and Frank Reynolds, from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, for example, are Walmart Creatures

person1: Ew, look a Walmart Creature.
person2: I bet he could sell that and make millions, if it wasn't covered in drawings of penises.
person1: yeah. Why do we still go to this place?

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom November 1, 2018

Walmart Challenge

The Walmart challenge requires you and a couple other friends (preferably 2) to go to walmart and pick food for one another. The catch is that the person you are picking for cannot know what item you have selected for them. Once you have each other’s foods, you blindfold each other 1 at a time and have them try the selected food, hoping that one of them throws up

Boy 1: bro I’m so bored what do you wanna do?
Boy 2 : bro let’s do the Walmart challenge
Boy 3: hell yeah!!

by ALLUHAKBAR47 November 10, 2018