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wiggle wagons

When a woman is not wearing bra and her breasts sway side-to-side when she walks instead of a healthy bounce.
Ewww gross! That lady has some massive wiggle wagons!
by macgowan August 29, 2010
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Caulk the Wagon

The act of pulling out during sexual intercourse (anal or vaginal) and ejaculating along the crack of the ass. Can be used alone or in combination with the Dirty Sanchez, the Tony Danza, the donkey punch, as a climax to the alligator fuckhouse, etc. depending on the level of frustration and/or kinkiness involved.
That bitch didn't want a creampie, so I caulked her wagon instead. Afterwards she floated in the bathtub. You would have thought she was on her way to Oregon. Caulk the wagon or ford it? I chose the former.
by Tyrone Biggums Brother January 26, 2009
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Olympic-wagoner

One who never watches sports and once the Olympics come around sports mean the world to them.
Olympic-Wagoner : Hey, are you guys gonna watch the big hockey game tonight?

Guys: Umm yes, why do you care you've never liked sports.

Olympic-Wagoner : What are you talking about I've always loved Hockey.

Guys: Wow, your a god damn Olympic-wagoner.
by Jobin87 February 28, 2010
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Wrinkle Wagon

When a young individual achieves a level of inebriation that leads them to believe it is acceptable to receive alternate transportation with intent to fornicate with the elderly.
Holy shit Mike, I can't believe you got a ride home and banged Ethel last night... She's like 89! You could've called a cab, but you chose to ride the Wrinkle Wagon.
by Duval Possum February 20, 2011
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green wagon

Killing two greenheads in one hunt.
I brought down the green wagon today
by rocco313 October 27, 2010
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Funken Wagon

The Jesuit, slang term for your brain. Often confused with junior high school visitors for many other things.
"Put that in your funken wagon."
by William Ballsitch February 7, 2008
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bug wagon

A dog that stays outside and therefore has lots of fleas and ticks.
"Lori, get that damn bug wagon out of the house."
by Donnas September 14, 2007
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