1. Some kind of political thing.
2. One of the best (note: your mileage may vary) machinimas out there, and better than more than half the stuff on television. Featuring at the beginning two teams fighting over a useless canyon, over time it grew into something more. In RvB: The Blood Gulch Chronicles, they start out, you get comfortable with the characters, the rookies are introduced, then Tex, Church's ex girlfriend comes in. She kills Pvt. Franklin Delano Donut, the Red rookie. Later, "Doc" DuFresne comes in and heals both teams. Before the Reds and Blues try to save Church and Griff and stop O'Malley(an AI), who has taken over Doc, hired a dangerous freelancer from Tex's past (Agent Wyoming), and of course convinced the Reds' robot, Lopez, to join them. After a freak accident with the weather machine (you have to see it) the everyone but Church is sent to the future (in Halo 2 maps), while he is sent to the past (Marathon maps). Church tries to fix the bad things that happen in Blood Gulch, but ends up causing them. He eventually gets back to the future (not the movie lol) and eventually the Reds and Blues find the future version of Blood Gulch, and crazy shit goes on. Tucker gets impregnated by an alien, has a baby, Griff's sister comes and joins the Blue Team and in the end.... You have to see it. No, seriously. I can't tell you the awesomeness and funny in this. It'd be kinda like dividing by zero. Later there are more series, but I have no more room. Alas...
2. One of the best (note: your mileage may vary) machinimas out there, and better than more than half the stuff on television. Featuring at the beginning two teams fighting over a useless canyon, over time it grew into something more. In RvB: The Blood Gulch Chronicles, they start out, you get comfortable with the characters, the rookies are introduced, then Tex, Church's ex girlfriend comes in. She kills Pvt. Franklin Delano Donut, the Red rookie. Later, "Doc" DuFresne comes in and heals both teams. Before the Reds and Blues try to save Church and Griff and stop O'Malley(an AI), who has taken over Doc, hired a dangerous freelancer from Tex's past (Agent Wyoming), and of course convinced the Reds' robot, Lopez, to join them. After a freak accident with the weather machine (you have to see it) the everyone but Church is sent to the future (in Halo 2 maps), while he is sent to the past (Marathon maps). Church tries to fix the bad things that happen in Blood Gulch, but ends up causing them. He eventually gets back to the future (not the movie lol) and eventually the Reds and Blues find the future version of Blood Gulch, and crazy shit goes on. Tucker gets impregnated by an alien, has a baby, Griff's sister comes and joins the Blue Team and in the end.... You have to see it. No, seriously. I can't tell you the awesomeness and funny in this. It'd be kinda like dividing by zero. Later there are more series, but I have no more room. Alas...
Some Red VS Blue quotes:
Sarge: Ah!!! Repent! Repent!
Donut: Sarge, you're not in hell!
Simmons: Griff and I are on a peninsula-
Sarge: YOU'RE ON GRIFF'S WHAT!?
Simmons:We're on a LEDGE! PENINSULAR LEDGE!
Doc: You'd be surprised what Caboose'll do for a cookie and some juice!
Caboose: Church... If I die... I want you to have my cookie!
Sarge: Ah!!! Repent! Repent!
Donut: Sarge, you're not in hell!
Simmons: Griff and I are on a peninsula-
Sarge: YOU'RE ON GRIFF'S WHAT!?
Simmons:We're on a LEDGE! PENINSULAR LEDGE!
Doc: You'd be surprised what Caboose'll do for a cookie and some juice!
Caboose: Church... If I die... I want you to have my cookie!
by Darth Anonyseudonym January 3, 2010
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Lust: You like their hot body more than their personality. You have sex almost all the time with your partner. You think that erotica is more important than other stuff. When your partner is upset, you just distract them with sex and don't talk about your partner's feelings.
Lust: You like their hot body more than their personality. You have sex almost all the time with your partner. You think that erotica is more important than other stuff. When your partner is upset, you just distract them with sex and don't talk about your partner's feelings.
by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 12, 2021
Get the Love vs. Lust mug.One of the best internet shows going created by placing pre recorded vocals over Halo gameplay however CGI is mixed in with machinima elements in the later seasons.
Seasons 1 - 5
Revolve around two groups of soliders engaged in a civil war between Red Team and Blue Team.
The Red Team consists of Sarge, Simmons, Grif & Donut while Blue Team members are Church, Tucker, Caboose however early on hire a mercenary called Tex to join their ranks.
Seasons 6 - 8
Adding on to the story already set in the previous seasons both teams with the aid of Agent Washington are united in order to face a common enemy The Meta. Subtle hints in the previous seasons also come together to announce a big revelation about one of the main characters.
Seasons 9 - 10
Provides more of a backstory on Project Freelancer while also keeping us informed with current on goings between Red and Blue Team.
That was a brief introduction to the epicness of Red vs Blue also known as RvB and you should watch it for yourself at www.Roosterteeth.com.
Seasons 1 - 5
Revolve around two groups of soliders engaged in a civil war between Red Team and Blue Team.
The Red Team consists of Sarge, Simmons, Grif & Donut while Blue Team members are Church, Tucker, Caboose however early on hire a mercenary called Tex to join their ranks.
Seasons 6 - 8
Adding on to the story already set in the previous seasons both teams with the aid of Agent Washington are united in order to face a common enemy The Meta. Subtle hints in the previous seasons also come together to announce a big revelation about one of the main characters.
Seasons 9 - 10
Provides more of a backstory on Project Freelancer while also keeping us informed with current on goings between Red and Blue Team.
That was a brief introduction to the epicness of Red vs Blue also known as RvB and you should watch it for yourself at www.Roosterteeth.com.
Tell me why you're here, do you even know yourself?
Do you belong here? You don't fit anywhere else...
Don't feel betrayed, only we can wipe the slate clean,
Does it even matter? It only matters that we're here...
Were you right to... Give your life to...
Someone else to (run it for you?)
Do you wish you... Kept your life too...?
Good to conquer evil,
Lies to fight the truth,
Are any of us only saints or sinners,
Or is it always...
Red vs Blue?
- Red vs Blue OST
Jeff Williams
Do you belong here? You don't fit anywhere else...
Don't feel betrayed, only we can wipe the slate clean,
Does it even matter? It only matters that we're here...
Were you right to... Give your life to...
Someone else to (run it for you?)
Do you wish you... Kept your life too...?
Good to conquer evil,
Lies to fight the truth,
Are any of us only saints or sinners,
Or is it always...
Red vs Blue?
- Red vs Blue OST
Jeff Williams
by Damn Wench October 24, 2012
Get the Red Vs Blue mug.Strippers are easiest of all people to make fun of. One man decided to crop a pole for those spiritually lazy blobs, they would look uttermost fattied for eternity. Life for a woman without someone giving them a pole to fit for thier trouble? Well, eating a lot of sweets & fatty buildup. Uncontaneable gymbumbs have most the same function. The stripper cannot fit into existence on earth with adequate measure to make it as a God, so they just keep with thier fatty conscience and work with the pole since they need managing a generic turf. A pole functions them & sacrifices each fatty calorie. Monkey, start swinging on a pole, makes muscles too simply, easy, makeup to extinguish. No different than other people, just born at the wrong place at the wrong time and have to surrender to a pole for hours. Strippers have no sense, just sacrifice and learn a lesson off of pressure generically. As to terminate self corruption.
Sex slaves get all the loose ends to make our babies completely controlled. Thus fitting all the impaired blobs to work with the strippers to keep their genericness for future generations until they wipe their own ass straight. Never go into shock in a settled atmosphere if they don't already have OCD, a cigarette or vibrator for any senses. Sex Slaves finally make the win as they own all this, and know what will happen just like reading the back of their own hand. They know what moves to make and penalyse offenders without trying.
Sex slaves get all the loose ends to make our babies completely controlled. Thus fitting all the impaired blobs to work with the strippers to keep their genericness for future generations until they wipe their own ass straight. Never go into shock in a settled atmosphere if they don't already have OCD, a cigarette or vibrator for any senses. Sex Slaves finally make the win as they own all this, and know what will happen just like reading the back of their own hand. They know what moves to make and penalyse offenders without trying.
In match Stripper vs Sex Slave: A stripper has no imagination and degrades themself to someone else's invention to make exercize. People like them are called gym goers who have most the same function. They admire the strippers deeply and look up to them as stripper has a higher rank then a gymnist because they get more air, a higher elevation and can rush blood to thier head quicker. So Stripper Vs. Sex Slave, obviously here, the sex slave wins, their the ones doing all the labour.
Strippers vs Sex Slaves : Strippers never learned good for barter or trade, need mediation at all times, learn generically. Sex Slaves roll in head strong with a smart style, sense of charisma, perfect eating habbits, beautiful face, smart sense and passion to carry it all with their swag.
Stippers Vs Sex Slaves : Strippers process and Sex Slaves control. Therefor Sex Slaves win and own over the Strippers.
Strippers vs Sex Slaves : Strippers never learned good for barter or trade, need mediation at all times, learn generically. Sex Slaves roll in head strong with a smart style, sense of charisma, perfect eating habbits, beautiful face, smart sense and passion to carry it all with their swag.
Stippers Vs Sex Slaves : Strippers process and Sex Slaves control. Therefor Sex Slaves win and own over the Strippers.
by premonitionguidant June 6, 2010
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Get the Red VS Blue mug.An ill advised and unsuccessful attempt to challenge an established (though perhaps blatantly unconstitutional) law with a case that is destined to lose, characteristically featuring a less than ideal (Guilty, for starters!) client who is usually already found guilty of something. Also refers to the bad case law resulting from that attempt, often long lasting.
A visible historical example is US v. Miller, 1939.
A visible historical example is US v. Miller, 1939.
"We wanted the question answered in a good case on behalf of law-abiding, decent people instead of the usual way that Second Amendment cases had gone up through the court in cases like US vs. crackhead, US vs. bank robber." -- Alan Gura
by Yellowfin2 October 2, 2009
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