lou vs wallstreet

The worst stock market advice you'll find on YouTube and Twitter. He doesn't even know what par value means. A shilly "Trust me bro" FUDer McFuckerson. His mom should have spit him into a McDonald's napkin. You can tell when he's trying to scam you because he makes a weird BLOLOLOOOOP sound while moving his poopy fingers across his eye and half stroked out looking face with his tongue hanging out. His titties are bigger than all 3 of my fat ex-wives titties put together. Also Ken Griffin's personal asslicker.

I saw some guy trying to hustle grannies at the parking meter and yelled at him. "GET AWAY FROM MY GRANDMA LOU VS WALLSTREET!

by BananaNanaFoFana August 21, 2022

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Slendytubbies VS Redux

slendytubbies roblox game SOOOOOOOO COOL

Man this Slendytubbies VS Redux is soooooo fun

by Gerald joey genkins October 24, 2023

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Jimmy vs. The volcano

Masturbating with cayenne pepper infused lube.

Bill was playing jimmy vs. The volcano and burned his eyes when he misfired.

by AdamDangerX January 11, 2016

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Oldenburger vs. Wiesbadener

The Oldenburg and Wiesbaden rivalry has a long tradition between the two cities and stems from the fact that Wiesbadeners are generally much richer and generally more important than Oldenburgers.
Oldenburgers see it the same way and feel tormented

Oldenburger vs. Wiesbadener: The biggest house in Oldenburg is the smallest doghouse in Wiesbaden.

Oldenburger vs. Wiesbadener: Irgendwo ist die kleinste Yacht eines Wiesbadeners, die größte 400 Meter Yacht eines Oldenburgers.

Oldenburger vs. Wiesbadener: Der Oldenburger wird gepeinigt und bespuckt von den Wiesbadenern, denn der Wiesbadener ist immer reich.

by Axelander Donnerstag November 26, 2024

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Bear vs Man

Why is this a serious conversation that is being had. YOU KNOW they are taking the fact that it's a hypothetical and choosing the worng answer deliberately as a part of a broader effort to demonize men.

Hym "The Bear vs Man discussion is completely disingenuous. You have the idiots saying that they would choose the bear (which is obviously a part of a broader trend of male demonization) and then you have the absolute fucking retards taking them seriously. As though it's some window into the female mind. No. You're not uncovering some profound truth about female psychology. 'You see how women don't understand that ACTUALLY... Bears are ACTUALLY more dangerous than men?' THEY DON'T CARE! IT ISN'T AN ACTUAL RISK ANALYSIS THAT THEY ARE DOING THERE FUCK-FACE! IN THE SAME WAY THEY AREN'T DOING SOME SORT OF COMPETENCE ASSESSMENT WHEN THEY ARE DECIDING WHO TO FUCK. God you motherfuckers are stupid!"

by Hym Iam June 23, 2024

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