Vegan Missionary

Vegans who believe that they're better than all other people. Vegans like this usually criticize others for not being vegan, and bring up veganism in every conversation they have, as if veganism is a religion. The worst ones might also force their pets to go vegan as well.

Guy: How's your dog doing? Last time I saw him, he looked unhealthily skinny!
Vegan Missionary: He's slowly but steadily improving! His vegan diet must be working!
Guy: ...
Guy: He hasn't improved at all, has he?! You're killing him, you Vegan Missionary!

by SGG_256 July 28, 2020

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Cyber Vegan

(noun) A Cyber Vegan is one that relies on the internet, yet has no idea how it works and claims that they do.
-Loves GUI's
-Loves to talk shit
-Thinks they know everything
-Bane of this planet

Wow, Steve really doesn't fucking know how the internet works. Too bad he's our IT guy. Yeah dude, Steve is a fucking Cyber Vegan.

by datapaganism March 27, 2019

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Sex Vegan

Someone who strictly has sex in the missionary position

"I hate our principal...she's most definately a sex vegan"

by Mitchell W. September 19, 2018

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Literary vegan

The avoidance and/or elimination of 'Cheesey' platitudes and instead utilizing pretentious writing, like this definition.

An author who subjects their readers to humble, unoriginal and cheesey phrases isn't a literary vegan.

by Goldenflez October 8, 2016

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Vegan Law

Similar to Godwin's Law - in that most vegans assume they are better than non-vegans just because they are vegan. Sadly, turns out to be false in the vast majority of cases.

She invoked vegan law on me - she assumed she was better than me because she doesn't use animal products.

by Britannica 2018 May 27, 2018

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