K-Van

K-Vans are any oversized or overly flashy SUV that is unpractical for daily driving. The origin of the word is the combination of “Kardashian” and “Mini-Van”, as these style SUV’s are driven by Kardashian type individuals, and are ultimately glorified mini-vans.
Dude, Shawn lost his balls when he sold his truck and his wife bought a K-Van!
by Scott Tocker April 02, 2020
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Van Goghnuts

I am very classy so I eat Van Goghnuts
by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018
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Van Frazzled

When you’re Belgian royalty and you’re just over seeing consults.
Ugh I just got 17 vascular foot consults, I’m so Van Frazzled.

Oh no the people of Belgium are revolting. I’m feeling Van Frazzled about it
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Pussy Van

A older Dodge Caravan That Very over weight people drive or Karen’s
Look it’s a Pussy Van”
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van-sexual

Someone who is attracted to any type of van or vehicle that looks like one.
Dude, what is up with Asians and minivans are they all van-sexual?
by WWizard February 14, 2021
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Van-Shittert

1) A ‘Van-shittert’ is a person who is addicted to playing video games even though they’re probably too old for them. Normally also has an American accent but doesn’t claim to be American.

2) a bit of a space geek and will talk about astronomy when trying to impress people. Has a temper problem that is expressed mainly when under-going physical exercise or participating in group cleaning activities.
Person 1: ‘he is clearly American’
Person 2 ‘I asked him earlier, he said he’s not from America!’
Person 1: ‘I saw him killing a pig on Minecraft as well’
Person 2: ‘Oh my god dude! He’s such a “Van-Shittert”.’
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Van Hool

A company that thinks they're good at making coach buses but doesn't realize that most people haven't had a leg amputated.
After several hours on a Van Hool coach bus, my left leg was sore from not being able to stretch properly that whole time.
by D12434132 November 28, 2018
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