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Urinal Coat Rack

Aardvark123127987 should not put his coat here, because he might pee on it.
"What is this?" Aardvark did not know about urinal coat racks until he was enlightened.
by bustedgroudon October 25, 2018
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Storin’ Urine

Common condition of elders who leave the toilet with pee still dripping in their drawers to be stored there until an undergarment update is possible.
Man, I gotta learn to leave it drip a little longer ‘cause I been storin’ urine lately.
by keyline July 12, 2017
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Urine Extractor

A device that takes your pee without you even using that feeling.
"Man, urine extractors kind of hurt."
by Rapid Rac December 21, 2018
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Urinal Shower

When you piss at the urinal, and your piss sprays back at you
Guy 1: “Oh man! I took a piss and I took a urinal shower at the same time”

Guy 2: “Oh shit!”
by ds1103 June 20, 2018
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urinate me off

To make mad; interchangeable with “piss me off
Television and telephone companies really urinate me off when they constantly overcharge me!
by L1ttle September 15, 2018
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urinate into this crater

Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with the words "Please listen carefully to this recording..."

The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.

The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."

He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.
They need to urinate into this crater.
by Drapen August 15, 2022
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urin

something that hurts you, leave from your heart
I got urin.
by Nothinghs January 8, 2022
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