An overrated Portuguese footballer that loves terrorising Udinese. When he doesn't score, he dives like a dolphin. When he is not given penalty, he cries like a baby.
by DooDooLee February 26, 2021
Get the Udinese man mug.Short for Ultimate Dance Party - Bringing close friends together in a small sized room (dorm room, closet, etc.) and performing dance moves to loud music that you would never want someone else to witness.
by Souk February 25, 2009
Get the UDP mug.Unidentified Drinking Injury - A mysterious injury received during a bender (qv) and of which the victim has no recollection
"Honestly Officer, Me and my brother N-Lew don't know WHAT happened. We was just heading back from the Tav with these 2 georgous chicks and when we woke up they'd turned into Swamp Donkeys!" said J-Lew. "Must have been some sort of U.D.I." N-Lew added
by Daxxler February 5, 2003
Get the U.D.I. mug.Stands for "Straight-Up Doggy Style;" refers to a sexual position in which a man inserts his penis into a person's anus.
Box 1: Oh my god! You won't believe what happened last night. It was our first time!
Box 2: Gurl, Wha?
1: He wanted to do anal, ON OUR FIRST TIME!
2: You trippin! I don’t believe you! Tell me exactly what happened.
1: Things were goin, bodies thrustin, some suckin and then he’s like “You wanna do it doggy style?” And I’m thinkin UGH NO! You can’t put it there unless you payin!
2: You dumb bitch, doggy style ain’t anal!
1: Yes it is! He wanted anal! Like S.U.D.S. Like Straight Up Doggy Style!
2: You are a retarded hoe! Well what happened after that?
1: He put it in. Duh.
Box 2: Gurl, Wha?
1: He wanted to do anal, ON OUR FIRST TIME!
2: You trippin! I don’t believe you! Tell me exactly what happened.
1: Things were goin, bodies thrustin, some suckin and then he’s like “You wanna do it doggy style?” And I’m thinkin UGH NO! You can’t put it there unless you payin!
2: You dumb bitch, doggy style ain’t anal!
1: Yes it is! He wanted anal! Like S.U.D.S. Like Straight Up Doggy Style!
2: You are a retarded hoe! Well what happened after that?
1: He put it in. Duh.
by RoxanneHope January 1, 2008
Get the S.U.D.S. mug.Uddhav is a smart boy with a fake smile but an emotional, always- crushing heart. He falls for girls very hard and maybe the reason behind his fake smile is that he is scared of rejection. He is insecure and secretly loves crazy women and loves to make them laugh and be crazy himself. He is a jack of all trades and can play a violin or a piano as well as he plays football or cricket while coming first in his grade. Usually rich and hard to please, uddhav can at times be labelled as a snob but once you get to know a uddhav properly you'll get stuck to him like a magnet. Calm, snobbish and emotional.
Oh he's an uddhav, but once you get to know him you'll like him.
by rockkyourbody January 1, 2013
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