Twitter Ho

One who spends all day trying to follow and be followed on Twitter.

Are you following Susie? Hell no, she's such a Twitter ho.

by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver June 19, 2009

Twitter

Twitter is a place for People With No Lifes To Talk To NO ONE

GUY1: hey, get a twitter
GUY2: dude. i have friends, i dont need a twitter
GUY1: but i have 70 people following me on twitter
GUY3: get a fucking life

by AdamRock1 May 2, 2009

Ultimate Twister

A version of twister, invented by yaoi fangirls, designed to fulfill their perverse sexual tastes with any unfortunate males nearby.

It plays like usual twister at first, except people call out places to put hands and feet instead of the roulette. But then all of the girls playing will mysteriously lose very early on and very easily, leaving only the guys playing. Yaoi Fangirls will then swarm the playing field, calling out colors, hands or feet, and specific circles, and soon the poor men will find themselves in mimic sexual positions with each other on the mat, with the Fangirls drooling and cackling in perverted bliss. Finally, this hell is complete when they start taking pictures.

Straight and gay men alike, beware.

Lucy: "Omigod! Look at these pictures of Ari and Amos playing Ultimate Twister! It looks like they're scissoring!

Emily: "Omigod! They're totally having sex! OMIGOD! I need to start shipping and writting fanfic for them!"

Ben: Damn Ari, I didn't know you swung that way."

Ari: "I hate everyone."

by moviepyro512 August 16, 2009

Twitter

A place for aspiring stalkers!

Everyone on twitter says to "follow me" --- Stalkers fallow people...

by BeeRBee May 20, 2009

Twitter Life

Noun: When a person spends all his or her time creating an imaginary life on twitter, instead of actually doing anything or interacting with anyone.

Yeah, he spent the entire party in the corner twittering about how great the party was, instead of actually talking to anyone. So much for a real life, he's only got a twitter life.

by Jackie Shelton January 15, 2009

Twister Fuck

When two people get into a 69 position, while standing, and proceed to have sex whilst cartwheeling and staying in that position. For best results, start at the top of a hill or staircase. For an added challenge, try Twister Fucking while on a treadmill.

Yeah I could tell they were drunk as hell when I saw them Twister Fucking down the driveway. It was Nucking Futs!

by Your mom after we tried it. January 6, 2010

Little Twister

The less destructive, yet very sexually active, younger sister of a whorenado.

"Man, did you see that girl over there?"

"Yeah, it's that whorenado's little twister"

by BiggieG July 8, 2009