by Greg Toland January 8, 2015
Get the turd closetmug. The vile act of crapping while in the ocean. Occasionally committed by those surfers who are too lazy and/or unmotivated to get out of the water to deuce like a normal person. In fact, some surfers deliberately do it to "mark their terrirory", or do it to mark the end their surf session, leaving it behind it as an "I was here" statement.
-"Saturday was nothing but music, beer, surfing & aqua turding." *lmao*
-"You'd want to avoid that spot in the water, that's where Ronny went aqua turding....and unfortunately he had a bout of diarrhea." *lmao*
-"You'd want to avoid that spot in the water, that's where Ronny went aqua turding....and unfortunately he had a bout of diarrhea." *lmao*
by CactusHeart November 15, 2010
Get the aqua turdingmug. by ghostfeller December 25, 2007
Get the turd gobblermug. A wire coat hanger used when a plunger is insufficient when disposing of ones growler. most effective on particularly thick sinkers when too much fiber is consumed.
Hey Bob I could really use a turd axe in here, this plunger aint gonna cut it. I think I shit a squirrel.
by adolph oliver-nipples October 14, 2006
Get the turd axemug. Intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary "high"
After eating a hot pastrami burrito the night before, Scott came out of the bathroom inchoherent, suffering from a turd high.
by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008
Get the Turd Highmug. when you sit on the can and you can swear you're droppin a laod, but when you turn around to admire your work there's no sighn of it
by Anonymous July 22, 2003
Get the ghost turdmug. Someone who is completely worthless. Similar to piss bucket just a tad worse. They are the equivalent to a bucket full of turds that gets sealed by turd monkeys and then buried in the ground, inprisoned in it's own filth.
by ITStaff July 11, 2005
Get the turd bucketmug.