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turd closet

Excuse me I gotta hit the turd closet real quick
by Greg Toland January 8, 2015
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aqua turding

The vile act of crapping while in the ocean. Occasionally committed by those surfers who are too lazy and/or unmotivated to get out of the water to deuce like a normal person. In fact, some surfers deliberately do it to "mark their terrirory", or do it to mark the end their surf session, leaving it behind it as an "I was here" statement.
-"Saturday was nothing but music, beer, surfing & aqua turding." *lmao*

-"You'd want to avoid that spot in the water, that's where Ronny went aqua turding....and unfortunately he had a bout of diarrhea." *lmao*
by CactusHeart November 15, 2010
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turd gobbler

a piece-of-shit car. generally makes noise or gets poor gas milage.
"you goin' out tonight?"

"yeah, dave's comin' to get me in the turd gobbler."
by ghostfeller December 25, 2007
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turd axe

A wire coat hanger used when a plunger is insufficient when disposing of ones growler. most effective on particularly thick sinkers when too much fiber is consumed.
Hey Bob I could really use a turd axe in here, this plunger aint gonna cut it. I think I shit a squirrel.
by adolph oliver-nipples October 14, 2006
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Turd High

Intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary "high"
After eating a hot pastrami burrito the night before, Scott came out of the bathroom inchoherent, suffering from a turd high.
by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008
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ghost turd

when you sit on the can and you can swear you're droppin a laod, but when you turn around to admire your work there's no sighn of it
oh, man, i just laid a ghost turd
by Anonymous July 22, 2003
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turd bucket

Someone who is completely worthless. Similar to piss bucket just a tad worse. They are the equivalent to a bucket full of turds that gets sealed by turd monkeys and then buried in the ground, inprisoned in it's own filth.
That new hire never does any work and is always late; he is such a turd bucket.
by ITStaff July 11, 2005
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