Trombone

The best instrument in the band. Even better than the trumpets. It can be used as a bazooka or a sword. However, I do not recommend spinning it around, especially when the slide lock is unlocked.

"Aw man. What happened to your eye?"

"This girl in the band hit me with her trombone slide!"

by TheGoosethatplaysTrombone February 8, 2022

Trompoloco

A part of code quiet and a person who's streams with dj_triplexb. Commonly known for nonchalant sexual comments while still being a clean movement deeeeaaamon.

Omg your just like Trompoloco the way you talk to your friends

by THERIGHTNUTOFGOD May 1, 2022

Tromonical effect

When it randomly happens and is used for the right time.

If I walk outside and say I’ll see Fred and go outside and Fred is there . Boom Tromonical effect.

by Thenocapper May 31, 2022

Tromboner

The scientific word for a trombone

James: “Hey did you hear that Sam started playing trombone?”

Keith: “It’s actually called a tromboner”

by jewphonium October 12, 2022

Trombones

The ideal true self of a user.

He didn't express his trombones when posting a picture from two years ago on his social media.

by pl101 December 12, 2022

trombone

probably the worst wind/brass instrument ever played. it looks and sounds terrible. i haven't met a single player who practises or can play anything at all. and also every man who plays the trombone is an incel and don't know how to talk to women. the sheer nerdness of the trombone acts as a a shield to repel them all away, and if this doesn't work then the trombone player will then treat the woman absolutely horribly so she will be sure to hate him.

trombone man: i play the trombone.

every one else in the ensemble: runs away so they don't get covered in spit and overall grossness.

by afr1dge March 9, 2023

Trombolyse

A side chick that thinks she's your significant other and funds your lavish lifestyle for the privilege, often with your SOs knowledge.

'My love has got no money, he's got his Trombolyse'

by SinisterShark June 8, 2023