Tinderrhea

SUPER gonorrhea that you contracted whilst having a tinder meetup.
Invented by Tim

Ring Ring, (Girlfriend) hey you wank stain, why have I got Super Gonarreha ?

(Boy friend) ummm well I may have tripped and fallen on this Nurse or barmaid or uber driver or maybe she was an unemployed crack head. and that is how you may have it.
We just talked so tripping and falling on her could not have possibly caused it.

(EX Girlfriend) There is no cure for Tinderrhea....NO CURE, you clock hole.

And so the story continues for this was the beginning of the zombie super gonarreha outbreak destroyed the human tinder population.

by mr monaro May 28, 2018

Tinkerbell

When a girl sucks off a guy so that his dick is nice and wet (this can also be achieved by natural fucking). The guy then takes a bunch of pixie sticks (or sugar, or cocaine, anything to symbolize pixie-dust) and pours it down right between her tits. He then titty-fucks her so that all of the sugar gets on his dick and sticks. Then, the girl sucks all of the sugar off of his dick through the form of another sloppy blow job.

My girlfriend has one hell of a sweet tooth. She let me Tinkerbell her three times last night.

by Scrye March 12, 2009

Tinderize

Tinderize: verb (used within tinder) tin·der·ized, ten·der·iz·ing.
Definition

1.) The process of getting mind raped with intelligent words from an attractive individual over the tinder app.

James can tinderize me any day of the week.

by Swaggernometry August 20, 2013

tankers

big ass lines of coke

lets snort some mufuckin tankers

by dirty red April 11, 2007

rape thinker

A young girl who thinks every kind or sexual activity,especially willing...is rape

Rape thinker: *walks into a library* OMG! That girl's getting RAPED!!!

by Jennuhh duh June 30, 2008

tinderfish

A girl/guy who is way more attractive/taller/younger/in shape in their tinder pics than in real life. You usually do not find out till you actually meet up with person. There should be a clause in US Law where you can sue said tinderfish for false advertisement and waste of time.

Damn dude, that girl I met up with last night was a complete tinderfish, she looked like a 10 from her tinder profile. In real life she couldn't have been better than a 4!! She probably put on at least 50 lbs since those pics!! Not cool at all.

by Mountainwarrior75 March 7, 2015

Tinder fuck

Fucking someone you met on tinder

"That girl was the easiest tinder fuck ever!"

by BullBrand May 19, 2016