time disabled

An adjective used to describe a person who is absolutely unable to keep track of time, no matter how hard they try.

So to defend her own seemingly rude and antisocial behavior, my totally time disabled wife says to me, “well really, what’s the difference if I am or am not there at 11 o’ clock, I mean time as you know it only actually exists in your universe,” as she goes on to cite some highly esoteric physics principles that very few people would be able to understand.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

hoe time

hoe time is at 3:04 am/pm when you flip your device upside down, so it spells out the word "hoe"

Friend 1: Hey man what time is it?
Friend 2: 3:04 pm
Friend 1: HOE TIME!!!

by bloody-hell August 16, 2016

Pack Time

Pack Time is a term used to describe putting a fat dip of tobacco in your lip. Pack Time describes packing the can as well as packing your lips.

"Hey bro you trying to have Pack Time after school?"

"Hey man do you know what time it is?" "Ya dude it's 5:30." "Na man it's Pack Time!"

by Rswaley October 23, 2013

It's tasting time!

The catchphrase of Dento, a fabulous character from the series Pokemon Best Wishes.

The word "tasting" in "It's tasting time" can also be substituted for many words, such as "fishing" or "detective".

Random guy: Let's battle!
Dento: It's tasting time!
Fangirls: Kyaaaaaa~

by Epic-Inferno April 22, 2012

bogey time

time to go have a cigarette

"Bogey time" said kyle,... louis said," hell fucking yeah bogey time"

by Kyle Captain Morgan July 2, 2008

Lame Time

Lame Time regards NBA player Damian Lillard's inability to hit clutch shots and streaky shooting throughout games. Though having a plethora of game winning shots, Lillard has even more instances of choking, and his true shooting percentage in 4th quarters proves that.

Lame Time went 0-3 in the last two minutes of last night's game- that's why the Blazers lost.

by beanos_alvaro_youngboy_fp May 14, 2021

Helmet Time

Time spent on internal reflection or contemplation whilst wearing a safety helmet. Especially among motorcyclists, firemen, scuba divers and astronauts.

She was deep in helmet time.
Save it for helmet time.
It'll come to me during helmet time.
Houston we have a problem.

by Eaglesixty5 June 10, 2009