tomato

Someone who is technically not a vegetable, but who seems to be just like one.

1. C'mon, get off your deep-fried thighs and help me move this, you fat tomato!

by anothermoron February 5, 2008

Tomato Sandwich

The act of having sex with a woman while she is on her period, and then titty f*ing her w/ your bloody c**k.

I banged my girl while she was on her period, and prompty gave her a Tomato Sandwich.

by Thunder77_80 August 3, 2004

fried green tomatoes

To take someone's parking spot in a rude fashion, or to cut someone off and take their parking spot.

"I'm gonna have to pull a fried green tomatoes on that bitch if she tries to take that parking spot!"

or:

"That bitch just pulled a fried green tomatoes on us! That was our parking spot!"

by xvrider July 16, 2008

Tomato Can

Somebody who is inexperienced at something or is very bad at it. Could also mean a noob

I always get some tomato can on my pickup football team

by Dantex30 October 31, 2010

Tomatoes

Crazy; Beyond Salvation due to smoking too much grass and kicking too much ass.

He's gone tomatoes on us.

by farley March 3, 2003

The Tomato Soup Can

When a woman is on her periods and it's comming out like niagra falls she squats over an empty tomato soup can and lets her period blood flow into it, you then heat it up in the microwave at 30 for 5 mins.
You then serve it to your lover from your chest.

Beautiful.

Jillian - "I got served The Tomato Soup Can last night!"

Becky - "Holy shit! lucky you, you fuckin' bitch!"

by pete.likes.to.rock January 19, 2009

Tomato Sandwich

A horrible pickup line that is extremely offensive toward young women. Especially those who work in sub shops.

"Do you like Tomato sandwiches?"
"NO?!"

"have you ever had a Tomato Sandwich?
"DID U REALLY JUST SAY THAT?

by themanwiththeanswer321 January 17, 2011