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Shoot Myself in the Face 5 Times

When something goes so terribly wrong you want to shoot yourself in the face five times, but pissed because you can only do it once
"SO did you kiss her yet?"

"Yeah, worse kisser of all time. Fucking want to shoot myself in the face 5 times."
by Belkis Deyanira October 18, 2008
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Ryan Times

A student who is addicted to gaming, sex and fucking orgasm. He likes Dick not pussy
Oh, there's Ryan Times again...
by Rayn Tmes October 24, 2019
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The Burning Times

One of the biggest misconceptions in the world. Contrary to some "Wiccans" beliefs, the Burning Times did not involve the mass hunting and burning of "witches." People weren't hiding their practice of "witchcraft" to prevent themselves from being killed. One african woman was practicing her native religion, likely a form of spirit worship such as voodoo. That was about it. Nearly all other accusations of "witchcraft" were because of things like make-up, adultury, and herb-lore.
Idiot Wiccan (Better known as Fluffy-Bunny): "Never again The Burning Times."
Me: Not much on actual history, outside of what Ravenwolf says, are you?
by Insanity Inc. August 14, 2006
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TIMA

An acronym that stands for "tongue in my ass."
Me: I hope I can get a TIMA at that party next week.
by Yusopp December 29, 2013
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good times, good times

Something said uncomfortably in mid-morning when your one night stand finally decides to leave after trying to hang out and stay for breakfast and conversation instead of getting the hell out!!
When Gary left the room he hugged me. I patted him on the back and said "good times, good times."
by -Nick13 October 6, 2008
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Good times

phrase refering to any situation. not limited to good situations. also used for filling akward silences.
Oh you got herpies, well good times right
by Tom mclennen November 20, 2003
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Tamashiro

玉たま城 , a common Japanese name. Man who uses this name would be kinda hot and gay. In terms of school, they work really hard in order to get a high mark and gain respect.
Tamashiro just done shower
by Oblivion684 December 14, 2021
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