by Thomariek October 7, 2020
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Guy 1: you know about fort thomas right?
Guy 2: yea its a small town with a kick ass Water Tower that for some reason everybody thinks its a sniper tower also known for its Great Schools with terrible teachers very little crime oh and that murdered where they found a girl's body but not her head oh and that execution where they took the guy from the county jail drug him up all the way on Memorial then proceeded to Hang Em where the towns local marathon is.
Guy 1: why the hell do you know all of that?
Guy 2: yea its a small town with a kick ass Water Tower that for some reason everybody thinks its a sniper tower also known for its Great Schools with terrible teachers very little crime oh and that murdered where they found a girl's body but not her head oh and that execution where they took the guy from the county jail drug him up all the way on Memorial then proceeded to Hang Em where the towns local marathon is.
Guy 1: why the hell do you know all of that?
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Most of the time he is either black or white, or BOTH! never hispanic. He is obsessed with good music, and will one day marry a short girl that is hispanic. THE BEST PERSON EVER!
His only flaw is that he is horrible at communication and keeping in contact.
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