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window seat

1. Seat with the better view.

2. From a business stand-point, when an employer is given a fancy title because of his/her reputation in the past but in the present is fairly useless as far as the business itself goes.
1. Jon took the window seat of the airplane to view the skies.

2. Jon got promoted to 'High Executive Manager'. He doesn't really do anything important since his work has gone stale but he is kept in the company simply because the public has known him for so long it'd be awkward to see him out of it.
by Shannoner March 16, 2008
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Window To Heaven

When a woman wears a button up shirt and its tight across her boobs, and the shirt comes open between the buttons.....you can see inside her shirt and see her boobs!!
Christie, thats a tight shirt you have on today, i can actually see a "window to heaven"
by Steve Dempsey June 1, 2009
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Windows Time

An irrational measure of time that is based on no man's reality, Windows time constantly changes values and bears no resemblance to reality. Basically, time on a sliding scale.
Husband (on cell phone) - Don't worry, honey, I am coming to get you, I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Wife - Is that real time or Windows Time?
by Kalisiin January 7, 2011
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window tap

Going on the social media of somebody whose attention you want to get and like three of their less recent pictures to show your interest in a somewhat subtle way.
Dude 1: so did you DM her?
Dude 2: nah, that’s way too aggressive. I went with the window tap: much more subtle
by 50shadesoflamp September 19, 2020
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Windows 11

Heaven and cancer packed in one cock
Some guy: Hey I just upgraded to Windows 11!
Another guy: You mean downgraded?

Basically every Windows 10 user.
by bitchoker December 20, 2022
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Tech window

What Andrew Schulz heard when mega YouTube Jake Tran clearly said tae kwon do
"Can you explain what tech window is for use old people?"
by Rhytenow April 7, 2022
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Windows 10

An operating system that likes to annoy you a lot on other Windows operating systems. It also has a new version of Internet Explorer called Microsoft Edge.
Windows 10 Popup: Your PC is ready for your free upgrade.
Basically everyone: Fuck off!.
by Slav Hardbass May 29, 2018
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