Urinal Shower

When you piss at the urinal, and your piss sprays back at you

Guy 1: “Oh man! I took a piss and I took a urinal shower at the same time”

Guy 2: “Oh shit!”

by ds1103 June 21, 2018

urine stick

urethra as in a comical term

get your urine stick out of mouth!

by carpetLICKINGgreg November 17, 2007

Brendon Urine

A former member of Panic at the Dicksco and helped Taylor Shit make her most watched music video on YouTube besides Shake It Off.
He also pees on a bunch of people he collaborates with, given his name.

Brendon Urine: I left Panic at the Dicksco and collaborated with Taylor Shit so she can get more famous.
Taylor Shit: WHAT?
Brendon Urine: Yes, and I tried to give you something yellow drink.
Taylor Shit: What is it.
Brendon Urine: We’ll my last name says so.

by gregben May 14, 2023

Urinal Punch

The act of hitting the guy standing at the urinal next to you while taking a piss with the other hand. Not to be attempted when inebriated beyond a certain point.

Man, I so Urinal Punched Woollard so he pissed over his shoes!

by M-Train#51 February 03, 2011

urinal streak

When an individual empties his bowels in a urinal, and leaves a streak of shit.

Did you see that crusty urinal streak?

by BenEthanLucasGay October 29, 2019

Urinal Brownie

Pooping in the urinal.

Johnson made a urinal brownie in the Grand Island high school bathroom. It was quite the sight to see.

by Dr. Jeffrey July 01, 2017

Straight Urine

Pure urine, mostly comprised of H2O, and excess water-soluble nutrients. If drug tested this urine sample would pass with flying colors. Also used in replacement of phrases like “aw crap” and “ew gross poo water”.

Bro, my dog just died.
Duuude that’s straight urine!

by CaptainPlank12 September 25, 2020